Once I would have said put Monda in charge, but she'd just use the power to steal my Rye from me. So no.

Instead I would have them create a Triumvirate at the head of EoFF, consisted of Red Pill, DK, and a bucket of fish. I would decimate the staff. Ten times. (Leaving approximately 35% of the staff still in power.)

Also we would change from Eyes on Final Fantasy to Eyes on Bleys' Crotch and I would make Psy change every forum name to some sort of sex-related pun.