In this thread we annoy each other by having a grammar competition.

[Madame Adequate]

Statement: I will greatly enjoy it when all meatbags are exterminated.

[Momiji]

#statement: I just wanted to say that I am very pleased with the way this game is going, although it needs a little bit more original content in the form of #statements.

#correction: I implemented the new rule after I gave you points Mr. Momiji, so it's fair.

#statement: Watch your dependent clauses! They don't deserve their own sentences.

You can only make one statement per day, Allie. Besides, it has to be over 20 words long.

Also:##Correction: ##statement: This, is, really, smurfing, retarterdadwered retarded.

Four unnecessary commas and 'retarded' is spelled incorrectly.
30 more points for me, please.

[demondude]

MILF, your statement must be more then 20 words long.

EDIT: 30? I only count 20 for the correction of a correction? (Feel free to correct me)

EDIT 2 : Oops, nevermind.

[scrumpleberry]

EDIT: ##Correction: Edit: btw By the way, me correcting the rules was a joke I was joking when I corrected the rules , ; i I don't expect points for that. x)

I don't really think I'm eligible for points at all, so far. I just enjoy being an ass.

OOC:	No no darling, that was an out of character scribbly note. I don't think you get to correct that. also i never put punctiation before or after smileys because i think it breaks up the flow of the reading

[Goldenboko]

#statement: I just wanted to say that I am very pleased with the way this game is going, although it needs a little bit more original content in the form of #statements.

#correction: I implemented the new rule after I gave you points Mr. Momiji, so it's fair.

#statement: Watch your dependent clauses! They don't deserve their own sentences.

You can only make one statement per day, Allie. Besides, it has to be over 20 words long.

Also:##Correction: ##statement: This, is, really, smurfing, retarterdadwered retarded.

Four unnecessary commas and 'retarded' is spelled incorrectly.
30 more points for me, please.

##statement: smurf YOUS momIJI. GReatr thaan colin left paranthesis.

[Momiji]

EDIT: ##Correction: Edit: btw By the way, me correcting the rules was a joke I was joking when I corrected the rules , ; i I don't expect points for that. x)

I don't really think I'm eligible for points at all, so far. I just enjoy being an ass.

OOC:	No no darling, that was an out of character scribbly note. I don't think you get to correct that. also i never put punctiation before or after smileys because i think it breaks up the flow of the reading

I got points for it, so it is free game. But since I'm nice, I'll leave yours alone from here on out.

##statement: smurf YOUS momIJI. GReatr thaan colin left paranthesis.

You, however...

##Correction: Smurf you, Momiji. Greater than, colon, left parenthesis.

24 points for capitalization, plus 50 points for misspelled words. 74 points more if you please, Mr. Demon Dude.

[Tavrobel]

I'm tempted to post a string of gaming lingo. It would add a new level of depth and for some, an unfair advantage.

Bonus points?

[blackmage_nuke]

##Correction: 5 points - Filling in missing punctuation/Ccorrecting punctuation.

lol, C with a strike looks like an epsilon.

[rubah]

I thought you could state as much as you like, but you'd only get points for one statement over twenty words.

[Momiji]

I thought you could state as much as you like, but you'd only get points for one statement over twenty words.

1 point - Make a statement written by yourself that is more then 20 words long, you may make one statement a day.

[scrumpleberry]

lol, C with a strike looks like an epsilon.

##Correction: No, it doεsn't.

##Correction: I laughed out loud with mirth and merriment: C with a strike looks like an epsilon.

[Dr. Acula]

#statement: I had too much junk food yesterday and now I feel like crap, and I also think I should join in this game, it looks like fun.

[Madame Adequate]

MILF, your statement must be more then 20 words long.

EDIT: 30? I only count 20 for the correction of a correction? (Feel free to correct me)

EDIT 2 : Oops, nevermind.

Retort: I will make my statements as long or short as I please, meatbag.

[Tavrobel]

##Statement: You know, yesterday I was talking to my online friend and we were having a discussion about whether or not a dollar was better than a nickel, and my retort was that nickels are better because they would be able to be used in a parking mateter for which a car could be parked in that place for a long while, and my friend told me that he would give me a dollar and a nickel in return to which I could only reply "why would I need a dollar AND a nickel," because that would be pointless, because I was trying to get rid of the nickle in the first place but he went on and troed to convince me that I wanted both, and this took up quite a bit of time before I finally told him "you know what I was smurfing around with you," and then we both logged off AIM, at which point i called a friend of mine, and it's a "she", by the way, so it's all good, I think; however, her cell didn't puck up even though I was thinking to my self "I'm good and rocking steady, okay and now I think I'm ready to bust a move so that we're good and ready, ohh, hoh, ohh, ohh," so I went away dejected and played some games until midnight and went to sleep, and started singing Calling All Cops as I did.

Tomorrow: Starcraft. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

[Tavrobel]

I think we should get points for writing a statement that is really long in the first place. Just divide words by 100 and that can be the number of points given.

We should also get points for suggesting synonyms for words; except you only get points for words that are either more esoteric in nature or lengthier. If that word changes the grammatical structure of the statement, the suggesting person needs to account for that. Points to be given at the discretion of the OP.