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Thread: I'm worth it, really, I am!

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    Old school, like an old fool. Flying Mullet's Avatar
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    Default I'm worth it, really, I am!

    If the grim reaper showed up at your door step right now and demanded your life unless you could convince him that you're more valuable alive than dead, what would you say? How would you convince Mr. Scythe Dude to not mercilessly rip your soul from your wretched hide and put it in a jar like a lightning bug and skip down the street with it, showing it off to everyone?
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    I don't need to convince him of anything. Don't fear the reaper, mulley


    there was a picture here

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    I'd say because the lot of you would jump off a cliff like like lemmings if I was gone, but I'm afraid someone would think I'm actually being serious. =O


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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    I wouldn't say anything. I'd stare into his hollow eye sockets and make him blink.

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    I would tell him about all the dead bodies I make every other year but then he would probably take me away for making his job harder.
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    I'd run, making him chase me, trip and break his ankle. While he's laid up on the sofa, I'd have to do his job. Bwahahahaha!
    The messenger is standing at the gate
    Ready to let go
    Ready for the crush
    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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    dizzy up the girl Recognized Member Rye's Avatar
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    My real answer is that no one would get any of my little lilac letters in the mail if I was gone. Viva la Rye Mailing List, putting smiles on people's faces, internationally. :flounder:


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    Shut the door in his face.

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    I can't think of anything. I'd probably just have to sleep with him or something. If that even works.
    "The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."

    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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    I would tell him I simply must know what happens next on Desperate Housewives. He would totally understand my plight and leave me alone.

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    I would offer him the worth of my soul: 1/3rd of a box of Cracker Jack.

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    I would just go with it.

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    I still need to become the ruler of the world.

    In which I can give him a deal.. you know.

    Give him a couple countries to roam freely and he'll do whatever I say.


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    I can't miss out on GS5 D:

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