That's not what I meant!

[Flying Mullet]

I was just digging through my freezer for a bag of pine nuts to sprinkle on my lunch and when I found it I said out loud, "I found my nuts!" My cat gave me a look that said, "I'm totally taking what you said out of context and you're a freak."

Have you said or done anything lately that's been taken out of context or misconstrued?

[Rye]

Once upon a time, one of my friends kept poking me with her finger, and it was bugging me, and I wanted to tell her to stop, but for whatever reason, I couldn't think of the word "poke", so I just ended up yelling "Stop fingering me!"

Yes.

[Vermachtnis]

I think the fact that your cat understands innuendo is awesome.

Anyway one time I was in Wal*Mart back in the toys sections and these kids were playing with those bouncy balls that were bigger than them and I just said, "Wow, those kids have some huge balls!" I got some weird looks from their parents.

[Yar]

I don't, but I DO however take many things my dad says out of context. He says many sexual things, just not intentionally.

[Jiro]

My nickname happens to be Dik, so a lot of people get strange looks when they tell people that they "love Dik"

EDIT: Especially when males say it

[RocketMBA]

I was with my parents at Christmas, and three of us were sat in the room. My mother saw some peanuts on the floor, and blurted out (in her most beautiful Somerset accent, I should add), "There's three nuts down 'ere!".

[ShunNakamura]

Hopefully this counts.

Værn and I were walking through K-Mart(at least I think that is where we were) one day and I decided to walk through the bicycle isle. Anyways as I was going along I noticed something.
"Hey, why is it only the women's bikes have racks?"
And then just as Værn is ready to respond, "Never mind".


Or at least something along those lines.




@Rye, were you in a public place when it happened?

[Rye]

I was in a class room with the teacher nearby.

[ShunNakamura]

I was in a class room with the teacher nearby.

Anime character worthy~!

[Old Manus]

I was in a class room with the teacher nearby.

If my experience with hardcore pornography DVDs has any parallels with real life, the incident couldn't have ended in anything but sex.

[Dr. Acula]

My pencil case had a hole in it once, and my friend tried to make the hole bigger with her finger. Then I yelled "Get your finger out of my hole!", which didn't go down too well.

[Kes]

"Hello Kitty came on my pillow."

In context, I was talking about how my pillow with Hello Kitty on it is of the permanent pillow-case variety. My friend couldn't figure that out, however.