Ahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!
Greeting again O' Wonderous Eoff Friends of A Most Loved Man!Today, A Most Loved Man comes to his Wonderously Wonderfully Friends on Eoff with some great, Great, GREAT news indeed!
A MOST LOVED MAN IS GONNA BE A DADDY!!!!
That's right!
A Most Loved Man's girlfriend, whose name is A MOST GOD-DAMN LUCKY WOMAN (because, indeed, she is VERY VERY lucky to have a SUPER HANDSOME and LOVING boyfriend as A Most Loved Man!) met A Most Loved Man at his house and said:
"Oh, my dearest, kindest, loving, most wonderful, gracious, humble, gentle, sexy, intelligent, intellectual, GORGEOUS boyfriend... I have something to tell you! The Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven have brought me the most BLESSED of news...
I AM BEARING YOUR CHILD, A MOST LOVED MAN!
Truly, the Gods and Goddesses are GREAT! I am MOST PRIVILIGED to give birth to YOUR child A Most Loved Man. I CRY TEARS OF JOY THAT I AM PRIVILEGED TO HAVE YOUR BABY A MOST LOVED MAN!"
And with that, A Most God Damn LUCKY Woman went and offered a prayer to the Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven because she is SO HAPPY TO BE HAVING MY BABY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
A BLESSED DAY THIS IS INDEED, O' EOFF FRIENDS OF A MOST LOVED MAN!
EVERYONE PM ME YOUR ADDRESSES! YOU'LL ALL BE GETTING SOME CHAMPAGNE AND CIGARS IN THE POST THIS WEEK!(Unless you're Underage, in which case it'll be chocolates and cakes for you!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
IT IS A WONDEROUS DAY INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOON THE WORLD SHALL BEAR WITNESS TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABY EVER CREATED!
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10-16-2008, 03:53 PM #1Banned
I'm gonna be a Dad! (Girlfriends pregnant!)
Last edited by A Most Loved Man; 10-16-2008 at 04:00 PM.
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10-16-2008, 04:01 PM #2Banned
grats pg
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10-16-2008, 04:02 PM #3Banned
Thank you
Originally Posted by Pureghetto
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10-16-2008, 04:16 PM #4
What will this most loved baby be called?
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10-16-2008, 04:18 PM #5Tech Admin
Harvey. Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
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10-16-2008, 04:20 PM #6
Why yes, I would very much appreciate champagne and cigars to be mailed to me. The presence of a
parasite in your girlfriend's wombfuture life is unimportant to me. My mailing address can be found inthis postin a PM I'll send youYellow Book. Send me this wonderful present, post-haste.
Surely, the baby will be called a Most Loved Child; in time, he will inherit his father's (or mother's) name, and continue their great legacy in the endeavors of the world while crafting a path for himself in Love, Justice, and in the name of the Moon, he will certainly love us and be loved, in turn. Hail ye scion of Loved kings. We do appreciate this timely warning.
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10-16-2008, 04:23 PM #7
God help us
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10-16-2008, 04:24 PM #8
Your kind should not be allowed to breed.
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10-16-2008, 04:30 PM #9
Its like recieving news of a death from a clown who's performing tricks with a pet monkey, hard to take seriously.
Edit: This thread is like the above*
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10-16-2008, 04:48 PM #10Banned
Don't be mean to PG. He has every right to have azn bbs as you. Originally Posted by Bunny
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10-16-2008, 05:25 PM #11
WHY ARENT YOU BANNED YET?!?!?!?!
and congrats i suppose
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10-16-2008, 05:30 PM #12
If we ban for pregnancies then poor Ava has to go too.
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10-16-2008, 05:49 PM #13
not for pregnancies, for gheyness
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10-16-2008, 05:56 PM #14
oh wow well done
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10-16-2008, 06:09 PM #15
I don't believe it.
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