Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
Every time someone joins the Shinra, a kitten dies.

No, really, they have a box of kittens and require the person joining to strangle one before they can join the party.

And what's worse? They have a "Best of Strangling Kittens" DVD for sale on their website that funds their campaign.
That is false propaganda. The "kitten" is actually a Coeurl that we defeat in turn based combat in order to protect the good citizens of the lower forums from being turned to stone. if not for the efforts of the Shinra Party, the FF II forum would have died years ago.

A vote for Avalanche is a vote in support of the forums being overrun by monsters. Do YOU want that?

Now excuse me, but there is an report of a vicious pack of Marlboro sighted in the FF XII forum, and they must be stopped before any lives are lost.