The Official Shinra Party Thread

[Freya]

I like it when someone tries to come keel my at midnight

I tend to have chats with them :P You should hear all the people they keel!

[Madame Adequate]

You have all the rhetorical wit, flair, and subtlty of half a brick.

[Laddy]

Let's get this straight fellow members. We're not here to turn down those creative minds! GC is not a hellish ground that you've claimed it to be. GC just needs to be controlled. It's run rampant with random topics that have hardly any value. If we let this continue we'll start to get people who typ lyk tis, we'll gather youtube comment leavers, and we'll get a massive amount of "IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS THEN SOMEONE WILL COME AND KEEL YOU AT MIDNIGHT".

Do you really want that? If you let them start posting things like porn we're no better than a porn site. This place was FOUNDED on Final fantasy.

We haven't come together to post porn, we have come together to fight for those who have been forgotten, those who have been left to fend for themselves against the monsters in the lower forums. We are here to help; we are here to put back the structure that has been drifting away with the entrance of all the new spammers.

Let us remember why we joined, why we first came into contact with other like minded people. It was for Final Fantasy. By letting random "creative spam" come forth were losing the one reason we had to associate with each other. You take away that and what do you have? Spam.

Do you really want spam? Cid made this place for final fantasy not spam. If you strip the CK's power, Cid's Knight's powers, that spam will roam free. Let the chosen Knights of Cid do their job. By taking away their powers you're basically slapping Cid, Our founder, In the face.

A vote for Shinra is a Vote for Cid.

But when you have such an abuse of power, it becomes an ologarchy, and ologarchy=bad. AVALANCHE plans to end the age-old ologarchy and start and reestablish a free and fun forum for all to revel in.

[theundeadhero]

What you will create if you win will not be a forum. What you create if you win will be a cesspool of trash. A cesspool that will attract none of the new members you so preciously desire.

[Tavrobel]

I hope you enjoy the smell of burnt carcass and failure. What is that you will create, Shinra? A land bereft of emotion and ability? Nay, your purpose is flawed, for the justification of despotism is not enough far enough removed from ignorance.

[demondude]

Pfft, with AVALANCHE, pornography is authorised, we would attract hundreds of members.

[Freya]

What you will create if you win will not be a forum. What you create if you win will be a cesspool of trash. A cesspool that will attract none of the new members you so preciously desire.

Agreed.


EDIT:

Pfft, with AVALANCHE, pornography is authorised, we would attract hundreds of members.

But all they will care about is porn. Not the random threads you think deserves attention. It would change from your "free" flowing society to a pool of nerdy guys needing to get their porn fix. How is that something you desire?

[Peegee]

What you will create if you win will not be a forum. What you create if you win will be a cesspool of trash. A cesspool that will attract none of the new members you so preciously desire.

I don't follow your argument to a bad state. We'll have amazing members and we'll not need to have new members because we're all awesome.

Newbies bring with them a risk of noobery. That's bad. We have had the test of time show us who is the bester of the members. So why have new members? We don't break what's not broken and that's what Shinra Party is all about -- getting the CK to just simply maintain the perfection we'll establish.

[Flying Mullet]

Better a cesspool of deviants than a backwoods farmhouse of people with the same ideology and father/brother or sister/mother.

[Freya]

Your slander earns no merit here, FM.

[Flying Mullet]

My merit has already been validated, no need for earning.

[Tavrobel]

Your slander earns no merit here, FM.

And your attempts to deprive us of our rights are fundamentally flawed. Merit versus the standing of foundation? I'll take merit any day, at least it can be improved upon by deeds of good works and effort. What can there be in a system that continues a vicious cycle of dependency?

[theundeadhero]

I hope you enjoy the smell of burnt carcass and failure. What is that you will create, Shinra? A land bereft of emotion and ability? Nay, your purpose is flawed, for the justification of despotism is not enough far enough removed from ignorance.

What will I create? Look what has already been created! A vote for the ShinRa is a vote for what EOFF itself is now.

I don't follow your argument to a bad state. We'll have amazing members and we'll not need to have new members because we're all awesome.

Newbies bring with them a risk of noobery. That's bad. We have had the test of time show us who is the bester of the members. So why have new members? We don't break what's not broken and that's what Shinra Party is all about -- getting the CK to just simply maintain the perfection we'll establish.

So, by your own mouth you admit that you do not believe in the very ideals Avalanche claims to stand for? And I quote:

The Avalanche Party thinks that EoFF belongs to everyone, and new users from GameFAQs, Gaia Online and the YouTube comments section will be encouraged to join, and their presence will be just as valued as long-time EoFFers. Anyone who tells them off for embracing their own unique language (lol this vid is COOL!!!!!) will be outed as a racist.

[Psychotic]

I'm amused that the parties are at loggerheads already, instead of the infighting usually seen during the primary phase!

[Flying Mullet]

That's because Avalanche is for the greater good of all and not the benefit of the one.

Shinra's just jealous and trying to emulate us.