i am going to vote for rye she seems to have what it takes to lead this........tell me what els ei can do people of avalanche i want us in office for the better good abnd bigger smile
i am going to vote for rye she seems to have what it takes to lead this........tell me what els ei can do people of avalanche i want us in office for the better good abnd bigger smile
He has a point, Rye has the potential to lead EoFF out of the economic situation this site has been seeing for a while.Originally Posted by IronOcean
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Avalanche needs to band together and pick the strongest leader. There's no time for egos here, you must fight against the evil Shinra.
As stated before:
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
If I had a song to go along with my campaign it would be this.
what economical crisis?i vote neotifa ^_^
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
My campaign song. :chef:
Wow, looks like a missed a lot over the weekend.
i dont know whats going on anymore >_>
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
The Avalanche Party Primary Candidates!
A REMINDER OF THE QUESTIONS!
1. Any crimes or misdemeanours?
2. Favourite flavour of ice cream?
3. Write a Haiku about why your party is the best.
4. Please tell us why you'd make a great candidate.
5. Create a political comic. You may find this generator useful, although you do not have to use it.
Candidate A
1. uhhhh....no? >_>
2. chocolate chip cookie dough
3.
white snow
innocent sound causes chaos
loud noises!!!!
4. because.... everybody already knows im practically a spambot myself
5.
Candidate B
1. Only but one, for which I have redeemed myself, but I suppose I must tell. You see, my friends, one day I decided to don a blue sweater, much as one would see on Mr. Rogers, and walk along surburban streets until I found a man taking out his garbage. I gazed upon him and bellowed "Garbage Day!", my eyebrows twitching like gentle catepillars, and shot him as he flew back, slow motion, screaming "NO, Ugh,a hghhhh!" as his trash flew along the sidewalk. I laughed, blew the smoke from my gun, and laughed some more. A menancing laugh, as menancing as the prospect of A Very Loved Man actually spawning.
That is all!
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2. It may be an annoying email, though not as deliciously irritating as the Nigerian scam emails.
It might also be a band.
It lurks below the sea.
Dun nuh. Dun nuh.
Dun nun dun nuh dun nuh.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnn.
:flounder: Phish food. :flounder:
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3.
avalanche your pants
they are exploding with joy
o agent proto
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4. Well, my friends, I feel that I'd make a great candidate for the Avalanche Party because I live up to the ideals of the party. I very much consider myself a thinker.
I have a large amount of posts in the art forum and in Eyes on Each Other. I've been a long time member, but I can bring fresh ideas to Eyes on Final Fantasy. I am down to earth will members old and new.
I support more freedom for EoFF members. If you feel the need to make an airplane carrier comprised of photos of shirtless members and Agent Proto, then you go ahead! Want to make a thread disparaging about how your girlfriend interferes with your meal
of a popular red sugary drink and poultry? How dare anyone close it! I will fight for your right.
So, Yuna, let me be your strength.
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5. My political cartoon:
Candidate C
1. Yes. I have been banned from EoEo, twice. Had about thirty closed threads and I have my own mugshot on my profile. But I do believe beyond this, I am a worthy candidate.
2.
3.
Full of vexation
We are fantastic doers
of supreme win-ness
4. I represent the 13 year-old lone lover of Go Go Panda Detective, the emo chick who everyone thinks is overreacting, and (SPOILER)Baloki's sexual fantasies. People need to see the beauty in these things.
5.
Candidate D
1. I believe that the criminal justice system isn't working. I believe that, in order to change it, we need the input of everyday people like you. I am willing to work with everyone who has an opinion on how to change the current system to form a more perfect way of penalizing those who commit heinous crimes against another person. Thank you and God Speed.
2. I'm glad you asked that question. Ice cream comes in all different sorts of flavors. You can have chocolate or you can have vanilla, hell, you can even have both. Under my regime, I promise that ice cream will not only be delicious but it will be enjoyable by all, the rich or the poor.
3.
My party is the
Best party because it is
The only party, yeah!
4. Now this is a good question, Mr. Booth. Again, I'm glad you asked it. What makes a good candidate? The ability to stand up for ones own beliefs while simultaneously fighting to protect the little guy from big corporations? Or is it the ability to stand for what is right, despite whether or not that contradicts with ones own personal beliefs? I think it is all that in more and that is why I am running. The other guys don't have the experience that I have in dealing with the little guy. They haven't been through the things that I have been through or seen the things that I have seen. And that is why I think I would make a great candidate.
5.
Note from your Election Booth pal: I blocked out this bit because the user's comic had their name in it and I didn't see until the last minute, and I didn't want to make them re-do it at the last second or disqualify them as that would make me a dick. Instead, I have blotted out their name. Hurray for compromise!
Candidate E
1. Just one. I once went streaking in the Gold Saucer.
2. I'd have to say Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia.
3.
Avalanche is cool.
It kicks Shinra's butt real hard.
Refrigerator.
4. I feel that I would make a good candidate because I'm way cooler than those Shinra losers. Also because I enjoy long walks on the beach and saving the planet. Those Shinra elitists need to get their corporate heads out of my Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums.
5.
Candidate F
1. Not that I know of. If any come out later on, I'm terribly sorry.
2. Mint Chocolate Chip - with some marshmallows on it
3.
My party kicks ass
We are from the North forums
We also love cake
4. I am a crime-fighting super-hero who can enforce justice like no other. I am an equal opportunist, and will love you as long as you provide the love back. Plus, I'm just so darn likable. If you want to win this thing, I can do it. Come on, you know that's true.
5. You asked for it
Candidate G
1. No, except not using U's in "misdemeanor" or "flavor".
2. That kind that has Oreos crushed in it!
3.
We are not perfect,
no, but simply not the worst
of the two choices.
4. I'd make a great candidate because it seems that my party is very apathetic and that I may be the only person seeking nomination. I hope this is the case, because I doubt I could win it any other way.
5.
Candidate H
1. May 1990: Shop-lifted from his local Iceland, mothers got very angry.
Aug 1990: Was prosicuted and forced to do his chores.
Jul 1995: Killed Rye and replaced her with Monica Luenski, got away with it until late 2000.
Sept 1995: Was found eating Chocolate.
Nov 2003: Joined a forum full of terrorists and spammers, became friends with some.
Dec 2003: Became banned from said forum.
Jan 2004: Came back in a blaze of glory, overthrowing the powers that be.
Feb 2004: Ate a cake.
Nov 2004: Became a senator for Slums Sector . 7
Jan 2005: Voted against the Wings Independence Bill.
Mar 2005: Voted for the Eyes Off Control Bill
Dec 2005: Got into a fight with Yams.
Apr 2006: Went hiking in Alaska only to be lost for two years.
Feb 2008: Returned a triumphant hero after bring back Shlups head on a pole.
Aug 2008: Proposed the RSL Bill, a bill designed to reduce taxes against RSL to try and convince him to come back.
2. Mint Choc-Chip, if you need to ask why you're a communist, although that is a good thing nowadays.
3.
I try to make snow,
lots of cake doh,
Urm what do you know,
I think this rhymes,
But ain't no Haiku
4.
I'm dangerous, witty and know how to handle a door.
5. The VG Cats about the dead babies would do me?
Candidate I
1. If fighting against injustice and inequality is a crime, them I'm guilty as charged. Oh, and one time I tickled a boy's yoohoo during choir practice because the priest was busy.
2. Americone Dream! Why? Because my voter base idolizes Mr. Colbert and I like anything they do.
3.
Why choose Avalanche?
It does not smell like old cheese,
Whereas Shinra Does.
4.
- Campaigning
- Kissing babies is a hobby of mine.
- I have the biggest smile and I whiten my teeth nightly.
- I can lie to your face and you won't even know it.
- I've only had one mistress and I had her killed so she won't come forward about our affair during my campaign.
- I don't choke on pretzels.
Foriegn Policy Experience- I know how to order a drink in 15 different languages.
- I regularly watch anime on Cartoon Network.
- I've memorized EuroTrip.
- I once touched an Arab person.
General- I don't smell like cheese.
- I sweat awesome.
- I totally inhaled, but then I blew it out real quick like once I realized what it was.
5.
Candidate J
1. Apart from being totally off the hook? No, nothing.
2. Chocolate, baby. Dark, dark chocolate.
3. We will CHANGE the rules
We will CHANGE the internet
We will AVALANCHE.
4.
- I want to change things
- Some people like me
- I am in some minority which has never before been president
- I am tall
5.
So there you go folks. Head to the Main Elections thread for voting instructions. Unless you have come from there, and in which case, hi!
Hell yeah, phish food <3
Wow, there are a lot of quality candidates here. Thanks for the laughs.
dang, i wanna change my vote to j (only read the cartoons)
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
Rye has now claimed victory in the Avalanche Primary. Who will be her Vice-President?
And who among you would be willing to perform a task for the election?
Will new Rye-WHOEVER '08 banners be made?
With posting allowed in each others' threads again, will we see the drama ignite once more?
Why have I posted this in both parties' threads?
Hmm, no, probably not actually.
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