The Official Avalanche Party Thread

[theundeadhero]

With such a downtrodden view of the nature of humanity, always looking down at the ground, instead of the sky. Would you rather that we clip our wings? Dare to defy your misguided notions of stasis; we will find our way, and I make no promises that it will be a quick fix, but we will get there, and glory to the powers that have led us there, and solidarity to our unbelieving brothers.

If you only stare at the sky you are doomed to fall into the pitfalls others have lain before you. Not ShinRa, but other internet elements that oppose EOFF as a whole. What means do you have to recover yourself? Ideas are but ideas; they do not provide solutions when you have no means to implement them. You say we are clipping your wings. No, ShinRa do not prevent progress. They prevent wandering too far from success.

Tell me what it is that you dare not to visit and see for yourself. I hail from the land of Kingdom Hearts, and I assure you, there is no monstrous pornography. We are but a maligned minority against the waves of the future.

There ARE porn monsters in that land. Porn monsters the CKs protect you from so well you don't even realize the threat is there.

[Laddy]

With such a downtrodden view of the nature of humanity, always looking down at the ground, instead of the sky. Would you rather that we clip our wings? Dare to defy your misguided notions of stasis; we will find our way, and I make no promises that it will be a quick fix, but we will get there, and glory to the powers that have led us there, and solidarity to our unbelieving brothers.

If you only stare at the sky you are doomed to fall into the pitfalls others have lain before you. Not ShinRa, but other internet elements that oppose EOFF as a whole. What means do you have to recover yourself? Ideas are but ideas; they do not provide solutions when you have no means to implent them. You say we are clipping your wings. No, ShinRa do not prevent progress. They prevent wandering too far from success.

But ShinRa's definition of success is flawed. Such intolerant rule removes any and all entertainment of this forum.

[Tavrobel]

If you only stare at the sky you are doomed to fall into the pitfalls others have lain before you. Not ShinRa, but other internet elements that oppose EOFF as a whole. What means do you have to recover yourself? Ideas are but ideas; they do not provide solutions when you have no means to implent them. You say we are clipping your wings. No, ShinRa do not prevent progress. They prevent wandering too far from success.

There ARE porn monsters in that land. Porn monsters the CKs protect you from so well you don't even realize the threat is there.

What else would you have us do, only to stare at the ground and twiddle our fingers? We fear what we do not understand, and it is in knowledge and education of the internet that we can drive away the evil. A free flow of information, knowledge to be lent as a gift, not a commodity.

False. How can you defend that which is not attacked? Your people falsify reports and drown us in propaganda in efforts to have us believe it. We are a keen people, and our observation will not fail us. Dare to give us a chance to prove ourselves?

[NeoTifa]

dude, i was srsly kidding.....

[Tavrobel]

dude, i was srsly kidding.....

Because the establishment is here to drive us apart, and they will search for every iota of information that would have our intentions betrayed to the people. We can't afford to stand with one leg on a truck and another on the hood of a car. You wanna know what happens? You fall down onto the road, get some scrapes, and get hit by a bus.

[qwertysaur]

Have you also forgotten about the EoFF Wiki? Removing the CK's shall doom the forums to the same state, overrun by spambots. This is not the bright future that you have promised the people.

[Freya]

dude, i was srsly kidding.....

See they say we oppress but it is them that oppress their own members. Join Shinra.

[Flying Mullet]

The Avalanche Party never promoted nor approved of spambots. This is merely a fear tactic trying to mislead the people.

Shame on you.

[NeoTifa]

..... no

[Tavrobel]

Have you also forgotten about the EoFF Wiki? Removing the CK's shall doom the forums to the same state, overrun by spambots. This is not the bright future that you have promised the people.

It will be within the power of the people to regulate the Wiki. We take it upon ourselves, this mantle of a community that is able to solve its problems and accept new contributions.

You say that the Wiki is a case against us, but rather, it is a model of where we are to start, due to the ravaging caused by the administration. It is not a picture of tomorrow; smurf anachronisms. It is a portrait of the past, and tomorrow is where we will strive to work toward, with our hands and crafts and all manner of tools befitting the well being of tomorrow. No promise that it will be instant, I assure you, but the promises of improvement will be met.

[qwertysaur]

The Avalanche Party never promoted nor approved of spambots. This is merely a fear tactic trying to mislead the people.

Shame on you.

No, but you do promote a forum where there is no moderation, which is a breeding ground for spambots. The ShinRa party will fight these spambots, and we also aim to reclaim the Wiki in the name of the good members of this forum.

[Google Slurp Spider]

Look well for I am your future.

[NeoTifa]

shinra = stuck up republicans
avalanche = smeksay democrats



avalanche = cloud, tifa, aeris, barret, vincent, red 13, cait sith, yuffie, etc

shinra = president, rufus, heidagger (sp?), hojo, giant evil robots, etc.

avalanche = destroyed a planet-killing evil metal thing

shinra = made evil planet destroying metal thing

shinra = president spends time in a brothel talking about some fictional "promised land"

avalanche = spends time in a bar connecting with people

shinra = rich politicians

avalanche = poor, everyday hardworking citizens

avalanche > shinra

[Tavrobel]

No, but you do promote a forum where there is no moderation, which is a breeding ground for spambots. The ShinRa party will fight these spambots, and we also aim to reclaim the Wiki in the name of the good members of this forum.

Look well for I am your future.

Faceless creatures, the pets of the organization of betrayal and a never-ending cycle of being taken advantage of. Pathetic scare tactics, we are not fooled! This is but the efforts of an attack dog with no face. Do not believe in the lies. Empty threats that will be met with the power of the world.

You claim to fight them, but it is the depths of the organization that approves of them in the first place. In reality, you are not much better than we are, only that you use your power for selfish ends, and even more dastardly means.

[Freya]

These are not the Shinra and Avalanche you know Neotifa. These are different just using the same name.