The Official Avalanche Party Thread

[Rantz]

At this point I am going to relax the rules and say people can contribute to more than one section, and add an additional 24 hour extension. Let's get this done.

Since we can now do multiple categories, I'll do Nerds in Paradise. No one has taken that yet, right?

Okay, I'm done:

Most sexually attractive character
The sexiest entity of Final Fantasy I-VI, and quite possibly one of the sexiest of all time—only slightly edged out by Quina Quen—is without a shred of doubt the slimy, slippery Octomammoth.



Just take a gander at that beauty. The seductive and carefully colour-coordinated pattern. The little kissable boob-like suckers on his underbelly that want to suck you in and taste every inch of you. The intense eyes that are so easy to get lost in as he wraps his eight loving arms around you, intending to hold you all night long. That should be enough for you to surrender yourself completely to his will—and trust me, you will be taken care of. Octomammoth means love times eight.



Dream party of five
Nerds in paradise, indeed. For what could be yearned for higher than the ability to cross-combine your own party from the vast array of characters that makes up Final Fantasy I-VI? Apart from a real life Rydia to, er, practise spells on, not much!

Gau


Gau is sure to lighten up every minute of screen time he is given. He is also one of the most flexible characters throughout the series (ability list plz), making him a bit of a wildcard, but an extremely useful wildcard who fits into every party imaginable.

Rydia


HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA. :tpg:

Tellah


Father of one of the FF series' most infamous quotes, Tellah is a boost to any party. Apart from being a comical character with one of the greatest beards to ever have graced a video game with its presence, he is truly fearsome in his dedication to a cause and a very useful addition to the party with his strong spells in the early phases of the game.

Joseph


nowait

Joseph


Joseph, the first character to (SPOILER)DIE in a Final Fantasy, is totally super awesome. Like totally. He fights with bare fists which makes him more of a badass than Clint Eastwood and the fact that he (SPOILER)DIES brings him up to Samuel L. Jackson level. Did I also mention that he (SPOILER)DIES? Pretty awesome.

And, last but certainly not least:

Fighter


Because he's just such a hunk!