The Official Avalanche Party Thread

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The Avalanche Party Thread!

The Avalanche Party's power base is in the northern forums, like General Chat, but they are also popular with thinkers and artists, so they have a strong power base in Eyes on Each Other and Arts/Writing.

The War

In 2001, Citizen Bleys launched a vicious terrorist attack on Eyes on FF, destroying the World Events forum. In response. EoFF sent in a team of Cid's Knights to God Hates Fraggles', a forum belonging to Bleys' close ally, Dr Unne, upon rumours that it was harbouring hackers and spambots. After an initial spam bombardment, the forces of Unne surrendered and the Cid's Knights began an occupation, where insurgents launch daily assaults upon them.

The Avalanche party wishes to immediately pull all Cid's Knights out of GHF. They also intend to pay a series of reparations to GHF for all the damage done, funded by an increase in membership fees. In addition to this, they have also decided to give GHF the Spirits Within Forum and the General Archive, as a sign of good faith.

Homeland Security
The Avalanche Party believe that Cid's Knights having the power to view regular members' IP addresses, email addresses and birth dates is an invasion of privacy, and these powers will be removed.

Law & Order
The Avalanche Party will strip Cid's Knights of their power to ban users and close threads. Posting hardcore pornography and "buy cheap nike jordan shoes" are just ways of users expressing themselves, and creativity should not be stifled. If a user comes into your visitor messages showing hostility, you should passively allow him to do and take what he wishes, and remain calm until he leaves.

The Economy
The Avalanche Party will shun corporate sponsorship, and EoFF will be ad free. However, users will have to pay for membership. Long-time members, having had more use out of the site, will be in a higher tax bracket than newer members.

Immigration
The Avalanche Party thinks that EoFF belongs to everyone, and new users from GameFAQs, Gaia Online and the YouTube comments section will be encouraged to join, and their presence will be just as valued as long-time EoFFers. Anyone who tells them off for embracing their own unique language (lol this vid is COOL!!!!!) will be outed as a racist.


Does this appeal to you? I hope it does! Join up in the thread!

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The Primaries will begin in 5 days, so get your applications in by then, folks! :mog:


Members:
scrumpleberry
Yaridovich
Bunny
Laddy
Arc_Master_14
Rye
Vermachtnis
Rantzien
Flying Mullet
NeoTifa
Fate Fatale
IronOcean
The Summoner of Leviathan
SilverWind
Baloki
Samuraid

Earthworm Jim

[scrumpleberry]

I'm vewy vewy north wing. Equal wights and peaceful pwotest pwease!

I'm quite sure that I shouldn't stand for leader I mean there are plenty of more ethnically diverse people than me who obviously deserve it so much more. I'll stand on the sidelines and cheeeeeer!

(i can also draw stuff if ya want)


(SPOILER)THIS WILL BE AWESOME BUT I CBA/HAVE NO TIME TO RUN FOR PARTY LEADER, I'LL TAKE A BACK SEAT AS SOMEONE'S ADVISOR OR SOMETHING MORE ROOM TO SPREAD OUT AND HYPNOTISE PEOPLE AND INFLUENCE IMPORTANT DECISIONS OOPS WHAT WAS I SAYING DING MY FRIENDSHIP COOKIES ARE DONE I'VE GOT TO GO

[Yar]

Well, since GoBo is ShinRa, I'll join this party.

[Cookie]

Guys how many Avalanche party members does it take to change a lightbulb? Lol it doesn't even matter because Shinra will just cut off their power.

[scrumpleberry]

maaan we need some more members x) eoff is well nasty

[Psychotic]

You're going to end up leader by default, berry!

[scrumpleberry]

ah poop.

[Tavrobel]

Man, this thread needs more posts.

[zaqwert]

This party needs more members too. :O

[Tavrobel]

Ahh, at last, the underdog party. Burdened by the necessity of proof, it exists in a world that is incessantly run by the powerful elite. Live underneath, and dwell in the moldy darkness, waiting, cloaked by the shadows. Swiftly striking, efficiency is the tantamount. Epitomize your effectiveness, and introduce fear into order. Chaos, too, has its pitfalls. Strive ever and on! Yeah, that is the power of the underdog, for they appeal to the basic belief that people are equal.

A strict belief in the basic things in life, striving ever and anon to bring equality to all; one could only help to wonder if it was not a power-play for themselves. Information controlled, facts changed, why, if you could not exist, how would people know? Your greatest fears, realized, that you are not you. The avatars of change and radicalism. "What good can you do," they might suggest to you? But how can one ever find out if never given the chance. Break the system, craft a new paradigm, that is what we all strive for, a place in the world.

Despair ye, not! As long a smile remains, there is hope for the world in all of its endeavors. Challenge the upper echelon of society, and bring them down to the horrors of mortality.

Yeah, I will fight for ye.

[Bunny]

I will crush the opposing party.

[Momiji]

Count me in.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

[Election Booth]

I will crush the opposing party.

I'll take that as a yes.

[Tavrobel]

This is looking good, people. We could use some more awesome. Isn't the joining of Bunny enough for the vote, ye swing voters?

[Yar]

Guys, we're the mavericks. Sarah Palin, eat your heart out.