It's concept confuses and angers me.

I could never eat brunch. I have enough of a hard time forcing myself to eat two meals a day. Four would just blow my mind.

The closest I can say to a "brunch" that I've eaten is breakfast during brunch-time, which I'm guessing would be around 11-ish.

What is there to eat at brunch? I'm imaging it'd be something like "oh, I'd like some muffin crumbs and a cup o' tea, please."

Brunch is for elitists. Discuss.