This one welcomes you warmly, wanderer! I hope you care for alliteration cake!

I have existed for a period of time and I have been a member of this illustrious website for a period of time equal to one seventh of the time for which I have existed. Time is arbitrary and birthdays are invalid!

I never did hear from that apple again. One supposes that this is an inevitable consequence of making an inveterate foe by eating an apple's brains.

Knowing things is good, but some contend that ignorance is bliss. I disagree! For if ignorance is bliss then how are there unhappy snails?

She's my paryedise <3