Crying Babies

[Aerith's Knight]

I'll laugh when you have a baby that DOES cry for fun.

You know somewhere out there, there is a baby that does it.

Maybe if it's some demon baby, yeah. But otherwise, I don't think so.

My sisters baby laughs when others are in pain, my friends baby laughs when they have to change his diaper, my cousins baby likes to threaten women with violence, from my prespective ALL babies are demon babies.

Are you sure it's not just babies that come in contact with you?

[Dignified Pauper]

I set fire to their house

Fire solves 100% of all problems. Find me a problem where fire isn't the cause and/or solution and I'll show you something that's not really a problem.

I like your style.

There was a little baby in my room a few days ago, he was a little older than that, so he wasn't crying, but he was very cute and shy and I gave him a sticker and I think he liked it

This pretty much proves RubyLapiz is abducting children and subduing them with candy.

It lets me know that dinner is nearby.

You eat babies? That's comparable to eating veal. Now that I think about it, it doesn't sound bad!

What I like about crying babies is that they can't keep it up forever. Eventually it will stop. That thought keeps me from going insane as I like it when there's a light in the end of the tunnel, even if it is a pedophile with a lantern.

Levian, that pedophile, we just found out, is Rube.


Edit: I'm pooping and that damn child is screaming AGAIN. I swear, it must smell what I am cooking.

[Proxy]

I understand it. But having a child of my own, there is nothing I can do but to get it.
If I can help, I will, if not, well that's that.

[Roto13]

I taunt them, just to make them cry more.

[ShunNakamura]

Isn't this the reason they made shotguns?

I'll leave precisely how you use the shotgun up to you.



Or in PG's case he can have a flamethrower that only is usuable by a super soldier!

[The Ceej]

As some of you may know, in addition to be a web administrator, I have a part-time job in retail. I do this for the hell of it. For the most part, I like it, which is why I'm doing it. But when those screaming babies come through my line, I consider saying something that would get me fired.

Here's what I usually do with screaming babies or annoying children:

First, I take the bottle of Advil out of my pocket and take some. I make sure the parents can see me taking it, and sometimes I put a finger in my ear like the screaming hurt it, and I need to rub it to make it feel better. This is not always an act. Many times every part of this act is absolutely necessary.

Then, I say, "Boy, it's times like this that make me grateful that I'll never have children," to which they reply, "Oh, why not. You should have kids. You'll love them," to which I reply in a condescending manner, "Oh, really?" as I look at their children like they're the cause of all the problems in society right now.

I think that's the best I can do without actually losing my job, not that it matters. It's only my part-time second job, so I could technically afford to lose it.

[demondude]

I cannot stand babies, there is absolutely no way I'd ever consider trying for one. I seriously hate them.

[LunarWeaver]

I hate crying babies. I hate babies period. It should be illegal to bring them out of their house. Just because the mother is a masochist doesn't mean the rest of us should suffer.

[qwertysaur]

They make earplugs a great invention.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Babies are so cute ^^

[The Ceej]

Screaming babies are the reason I'm gay.

[Dignified Pauper]

Screaming babies are the reason I'm gay.

You too?

I actually want a child someday, but whenever it cries, I think I'm gonna lose my cool.

[SNOOZER]

I like babies. It's when they start learning to talk back is when they get annoying. That's when I sacrifice them to the volcano gods.

[The Ceej]

I like babies. It's when they start learning to talk back is when they get annoying. That's when I sacrifice them to the volcano gods.

What about that stage in their lives where they make up their own language and then get so frustrated with you because you don't understand it. Seriously. What's so hard about their using the language that we've all agreed upon?

I do believe if kids didn't exist, I would probably be straight.