Quote Originally Posted by Pureghetto View Post
I set fire to their house

Fire solves 100% of all problems. Find me a problem where fire isn't the cause and/or solution and I'll show you something that's not really a problem.
I like your style.

Quote Originally Posted by RubyLapiz View Post
There was a little baby in my room a few days ago, he was a little older than that, so he wasn't crying, but he was very cute and shy and I gave him a sticker and I think he liked it
This pretty much proves RubyLapiz is abducting children and subduing them with candy.

Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
It lets me know that dinner is nearby.
You eat babies? That's comparable to eating veal. Now that I think about it, it doesn't sound bad!

Quote Originally Posted by Levian View Post
What I like about crying babies is that they can't keep it up forever. Eventually it will stop. That thought keeps me from going insane as I like it when there's a light in the end of the tunnel, even if it is a pedophile with a lantern.
Levian, that pedophile, we just found out, is Rube.


Edit: I'm pooping and that damn child is screaming AGAIN. I swear, it must smell what I am cooking.