Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
Women = Time * Money

Time = Money

Therefore,

Women = Money * Money, or
Women = Money ^ 2

Money = Root(Evil)

Women = Root(Evil)^2

Women = Evil.

Old, but classic.
If "money is the root of all evil" was how the true phrase went, then the logic would hold. However, you will find that the phrase is really "The love of money is the root of all evil."

And this works out to:
Time = Money
Women = Time * Money
Women = Money˛
Love(Money) = Root(Evil)
Love(±Root(Women)) = Root(Evil)

Thus, "Women are the square inverse Love root of evil".