One of my dozens of former roommates (I'm never having another roommate as long as I live) had some whore over for the night and when I got up the next morning to take a shower for work, she was naked in the bathroom with the door unlocked. I was just like "Get the smurf out of here. I'm going to work. You can go back to your corner smelling like hobo. Nobody will know the difference."

But I never even leave my bedroom unless I'm fully dressed.