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    Hello.

    Poke it with stick thingies until it dies! Or if you're playing Final Fantasy I use the Bane Sword as an item.
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    MY STRATEGY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED.

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    Ask Marduk the Sun-God for assistance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jowy View Post
    Ask Marduk the Sun-God for assistance.
    Or Amon-Ra.
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    Have Irvine cast Aura on Squall, Rinoa cast Meltdown on Tiamat, then whack him with Renzokuken.

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    Invite him out for a drink. Share a few, have some laughs. "Oh my, look how late it's getting", you say. "We should get going". Have him drop you off at your place, and then suggest he come in for a nightcap. Or hot coffee, if you're into pop culture references.

    Spike his drink with rohypnol, wait for him to slowly sink into unconsciousness, and then let the good times roll. You can do whatever you want with him. Give him a makeover, draw a penis on his face, rape him. You know, typical juvenile prank stuff.

    If you really must kill him, well, I saw this bitchin' death in a James Bond film the other day. Some big angry Voodoo guy is all up in Bond's face, trying to make him be eaten by sharks. Well Bond aint havin' any of that skullskullskullskull. He gets this special compressed gas capsule used to kill sharks. You fire it from a gun, it hits the shark, and BOOM, the shark explodes. Bond basically throws Mr. Big into the water with him and they thrash about for a bit, then bond stuffs the capsule into Big's mouth, and he swells up and pops. So if you can get your hands on one of those, do that.

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    use ur sord


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    Perhaps smother him with kindness?
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    Invite him to inspect your cask of Amontillado and then take your revenge.
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    Tell him everyone in his family just died, he lost his home, his job, and now has nothing left.

    If successful, he'll off himself in a humorous fashion.

    If unsuccessful, he'll realize he has nothing left to care for, and become reckless and destroy the world.

    THE CHOICE IS YOURS!

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    Use weapons and magic and items.

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    Have him build himself a brick room with no doors and have him slowly starve and dehydrate to death...LOL
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    You can't, for Tiamat there is only victory.

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    The power of love.

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