Tomorrow night, I'm going to Farmageddon. It's a haunted farm, that's become a really huge Halloween attraction, and you get chased and have all your fears tested. I am crapping one, I'm not even joking. THE CHASING PART. I can't even deal with being chased on video games, I freak out, pause the game and throw the controller. I just can't cut it, so how the hell will I cope with this tomorrow? I'm actually paying for this crap too.

Give me some advice. Apparently there are zombies with chain saws AND OH GOD I WON'T BE ABLE TO COPEEEE.