No BS Grenadier for me please.
No BS Grenadier for me please.
So I guess it's too late for me to join. D =
EDIT: As The Longish Ranged Rifleman
Last edited by demondude; 10-29-2008 at 08:07 PM.
You really have no clue just how many of those poor bastards you go through in a game of X-Com, do you? xDDDOriginally Posted by Demon Dude
Dear Diary,
What the smurf is wrong with our commander? He had twelve of us - twelve - pile out of the 'ranger at once. We stood around like lemons. Yeah because I'm sure aliens never invented explosives and I'm sure creatures from another world don't have more advanced explosives than we do and I'm sure it'd be smurfing hilarious if twenty-four legs were removed in one fell swoop!
10.29.08
So me and this Psy guy stayed behind, because marching out of our stealthily loud Sky Ranger in single file was too smart for our brains to handle. Maybe I can OWN some aliens today with my Ninja Grenade Tossing!
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Dear Mr. Henshaw,
I stopped paying attention after my last post. I may or may not be dead. I don't know.
Signed,
Roto13
29-10-08
Had quite a lot of fun scouting with Rye. A particually highlight were those mountians we saw.
END OF BATTLE!
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COME OUT! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!
One alien pops out and starts firing wildly as Me and Shoden in the corner, only to be annihlated by Loony BoB's precise aiming abilities!
Another turn later, we're still waiting for the last alien. After scouting around, we know he must be in here. Golden Boko examined the farm house and nothing was inside.
BAM! Firing exchanges and Loony BoB kills yet another alien!
Holy hell, a 100% success with ZERO CASUALTIES...
We got some sweet stuff to sell to the international community, as well as some stuff to look at for research.
Also:
Magixion gets promoted for killing the first alien, and Loony BoB promoted for killing two. Team morale boostens
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Commander's Log: XX-XX-XXXX
Who the hell do these people think they are, killing my kills. I'm the commander here. Oh well, more bullets left for me. At least we finished in triumph. Another small farm saved, thanks to my brilliant strategy!
When we got back, we found that two new recruits were being trained. Dear God, these two are more pathetic than the first bunch. What the hell is the international community thinking when they go about their recruiting process. I need to start complaining to corporate, we can't be accepting just anyone! Then again, I suppose there isn't a large supply of idiots who would willingly battle an advanced civilization...
Soldier's Log:
Our first mission was a success. And, of course, as I knew they would, they actually recognized my abilities and I was promoted. It seems there is another competent soldier among us, known as Loony Bob... perhaps I have a rival in the making?
No BS Log:
Today I finished my training and was ready to battle aliens scum, only to learn the the main regiment was already out battling the aliens, which meant I was stuck with potato peeling duty. Hopefully I'll be able to finish peeling these potatoes in time to join in on the next assignment.
29-10-08
I hope we get to eat swiss style potatoes when we get back to base.
10.29.08
Man, what is this? The only action I get is a smoke grenade and two guys get promoted!? ME AND PSY HERE ALL THE WAY.
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Grats on keeping us alive!
For the record, that was you hiding behind that small patch of hedge that wasn't eliminated by, I think it was Shoden.
Cool. They need like, namebars over the units.For the record, that was you hiding behind that small patch of hedge that wasn't eliminated by, I think it was Shoden.
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WELL IT DOESN'T!
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