general uselessness
whilst at work, i started thinking about the most USELESS objects that could be found on earth. mainly cuz i was bored...and cold....
1. Wax Fireguard
2. Waterproof Tea Bag
3. Chocolate coated tea-pot
4. Non-stick glue
5. Stain-free paint
have a think and list 5 objects that would be absolutely useless.
hmm...
1. Jelly CDs
2. tasteless food
3. Black light torch
4. ink-free pens
5. Dehydrated water
6. Bulletproof guns
Well I was gonna say powdered water, so I guess dehydrated is the same thing.Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
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Underwater flashlight
Peter Mandelson
there was a picture here
those actually exist... (divers use them)
Sorry, I meant solar-powered flashlight.
*brain fart*
DVD Rewinder, I saw a picture of it once. Dunno if it was real or not.
Baloki
I have a solar powered flashlight. Kinda. It's in a combination radio flashlight and has three methods of power xD
a belt with no holes might be pretty hard to use (not talking about a jethro belt)
oh wait I know, high heels.
[Insert Site Staff Related Joke Here]?
Chocolate Teapot.
Solar-powered flashlights do exist, they store the power up in their batteries
The House of Commons.
Tasteless food useless? WTF?
Give it to people with hyper Sensative taste buds to make it easier to get all their nutrients is one use that comes right off the top of my head.
Aww, forensics need to be told this.
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