Gears of War 2

[Aerith's Knight]

"ZOMG STUPID NOOB WHY U KILL ME?"

"YOU CAN'T USE THAT GUN, I DROPPED THAT!"

"HOW U MINE FOR FISH?"

"I R 1337. I WILL PWNZ U ALL LOL."

[Madame Adequate]

Bots are more fun anyway. They don't mouth breathe into mics and scream "WHAT THE smurf!" whenever they die.

Yeah those sudden volume changes when people are screaming is annoying.

[Psychotic]

And it's like they're legitimately confused about why they died when they went running in the open, chainsaw revved, at a bunch of people behind cover.

Tell you one thing about the bots, though. Just like with humans, they all rush for the sniper rifle!

[Madame Adequate]

And it's like they're legitimately confused about why they died when they went running in the open, chainsaw revved, at a bunch of people behind cover.

tbf sometimes you DO die really goddamn fast in Gears. I mean you blatantly should expect it there but I have had instances where it's been redonk

[Psychotic]

Yeah, you seriously do! One time I went into the sniper building on River because a guy on the other team was up there with said gun and I wanted to give him a shotgun flavoured suprise, and suddenly BOOM! Grenade trap! Took me by complete surprise. Did not expect it at all.

But I didn't then say "WHAT THE smurf THIS IS smurfING GAY THAT GUY IS CHEATING I'M REPORTING YOU TO MICROSOFT".

NEW POST HURRAY FOR MERGES:

Man I gotta tell you, the screenshots you can upload from this are much uglier than the ones you can get from Halo 3. Kind of ironic, as Gears 2 has better graphics.

Just look at Baird! (although obviously you'll want to look at Mr. Benjamin Carmine because he is beautiful, and, as the filename suggests, is going to get you)

These are bots playing. You can't actually take screenshots of yourself, I don't think.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

I've got the game. I loved the campaign, and multiplayer is excellent when it works. Oh, and Horde is awesome. The only mode I don't like is Wingman, and that's mainly because the spawning is horribly placed.

[Madame Adequate]

Finished a couple days ago. HAhahahaha what the smurf was that ending

(SPOILER)"Okay we can beat the Locust by completely destroying our one and only refuge against them, a city of millions."
" son better get some KRs in the air they can carry like 10 people each and we have Jacinto to evacuate"
"Yeah okay let's blow the place up!"
" son just like the lightmass bomb it didn't work where the smurf do we live now why didn't you think of this before we destroyed the place"

Fun though, aside from those few places where I kept dying over and over, but that's not exactly new to gaming.