This question's easier than I would have imagined. Theundeadhero is a long time member of the CK team, and as a CK, he can enforce the ruling principles of the Shinra party without going through the red tape of petitioning a staff member to ban newbies, or to waste time reasoning with opposition instead of straight up closing threads and making EoFF a better place to live.
You may be thinking that Flying Mullet is also a CK, and you would be right -- voting for a CK with that much power and the tendency to allow newbies to join, to make newbie threads and to allow silly threads to thrive instead of permabanning everybody involved? Is that the kind of EoFF you want to live in? All Flying Mullet will become is another lost CK to the whims of Ryesica, and we don't even know what her positions are on important matters like newbie threads and the swift banning of everybody who doesn't remember the Bruckner party! In fact I heard that Rye has plans to make this forum pink! We've revolted against a pink EoFF before and we need to do it again. Ladies and Gentlemen, we must not let this happen!
Do you know what I think of when I think of Queen? I think of the Mighty Ducks, where they smote their competition in brutal victory, and celebrated over the ashes of their fallen victims by singing the song 'We will rock you'
Shinra brothers and sisters, we will prevail, and like our heroes the Might Ducks, we shall burn the ashes of newbies and their ilk with the chant
Hail Brucker!
vote for theundeadhero!
Let's see what the second-in-commands (seconds-in-command?) have to say for themselves.
