Been spendin' most our lives livin' in a gangta's paradise.

Final Fantasy: Nerds in Paradise

Who is the most sexually attractive character, NPC, boss, etc. in these games? Please provide an explanation and an image of them.

Create a dream party of five (FFIV style, yo!) featuring characters from these six games and explain why.

Rantzien

Most sexually attractive character
The sexiest entity of Final Fantasy I-VI, and quite possibly one of the sexiest of all time—only slightly edged out by Quina Quen—is without a shred of doubt the slimy, slippery Octomammoth.



Just take a gander at that beauty. The seductive and carefully colour-coordinated pattern. The little kissable boob-like suckers on his underbelly that want to suck you in and taste every inch of you. The intense eyes that are so easy to get lost in as he wraps his eight loving arms around you, intending to hold you all night long. That should be enough for you to surrender yourself completely to his will—and trust me, you will be taken care of. Octomammoth means love times eight.



Dream party of five
Nerds in paradise, indeed. For what could be yearned for higher than the ability to cross-combine your own party from the vast array of characters that makes up Final Fantasy I-VI? Apart from a real life Rydia to, er, practise spells on, not much!

Gau


Gau is sure to lighten up every minute of screen time he is given. He is also one of the most flexible characters throughout the series (ability list plz), making him a bit of a wildcard, but an extremely useful wildcard who fits into every party imaginable.

Rydia


HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA. :tpg:

Tellah


Father of one of the FF series' most infamous quotes, Tellah is a boost to any party. Apart from being a comical character with one of the greatest beards to ever have graced a video game with its presence, he is truly fearsome in his dedication to a cause and a very useful addition to the party with his strong spells in the early phases of the game.

Joseph


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Joseph


Joseph, the first character to (SPOILER)DIE in a Final Fantasy, is totally super awesome. Like totally. He fights with bare fists which makes him more of a badass than Clint Eastwood and the fact that he (SPOILER)DIES brings him up to Samuel L. Jackson level. Did I also mention that he (SPOILER)DIES? Pretty awesome.

And, last but certainly not least:

Fighter


Because he's just such a hunk!
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Part I

The sexiest 8 and 16 bit era character? There are so many choices, with characters like Rydia and Gogo, but there is one charater that really takes the prize.
No, it's not Unne and Blackbelt, it's...

Tina Brandford, you know her as Terra Brandford


Look at her, and the art speaks for itself
Bye bye!
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Part II

5 characters to choose, and there are infinate possibilities.

Character 1

Bartz from FFV
Bartz as a dragoon, with Blue Magic as a second Ability. A good attack character that can easially support a party that needs it

Character 2
Rydia from FF IV
Black mage + Summoner = Happy qwerty

Character 3
Kefka from FF VI
Kefka plays the role of red mage, and he's Kefka. Hey, you never said we only could pick hero's XD

Character 4
Krille fron FF V
Krille is a white mage for healing, and time magic as a secondary ability. The party member who allows the others to cut through the opposition, and a cute kitty hood to be cute ^_^

Character 5
Celes Chere from FF VI
a knight who learns some magic, and gets the great Runic ability if fighting a mage.

These characters dance for the joy of ShinRa.


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