/promptly decides to copy/paste Facebook quotes...

Me - "You should go transparent, that's what I use!.....Wait, what are you guys talking about?"
Kendra - ".....Underwear."
Me - "...Oh..."

"Nothing worth having is painless. You remember that."
- Bryan

Me - "IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!! Haha...Oh people in debt."
Araciel - "OMG. JG Wentworth!!!"

"My milkshake has yet to bring a single boy to the yard. Unless we're talking about someone else's yard. I hope I'm not unintentionally bringing all the boys to someone else's yard with my milkshake, because the yard owner would probably be most distraught."
- Rantzien

"Romantic people have bottles of wine. Hardcore people have bottles of vodka."
- Me and my buddy Adam...It's truth.

"That child is unattended. Let's steal it."
- Adam

"I like you too much to hit you with fruit."
- Adam

"It's only after you've lost everything that you are free to do anything."
- Tyler Durden (Fight Club)


Yes, I have quotes from EoFF. What of it?