I AM HERE!

[Peegee]

Hello world!... Eh, screw it, anybody wanna go vandalize things?

Too easy: "vandalize"

*Sexors newbie*

[ieatdinosaurs]

Oh... well sooorrrryyy, oh spelling god... What I meant to say was: Vandalise. Does that appease you, oh great one? lol

[Dolentrean]

You may eat dinosaurs, but the majority of posters here eat noobs. they will never be appeased.

[ieatdinosaurs]

And... what constitutes a n00b these days? Is it the attitude or the actual amount of time they have been a member of a site or forum or whatever? I'd say it's the attitude, and.. while I may be a new member to eoff, I am certainly no n00b to the ways of the interwebz, or forums, for that matter.

[Rantz]

Here is the formula and if you get under 100 you are definitely a n00b.

months spent here * (post count + visitor message count) / newbieness

Newbieness is a number from 0 to 100 which is determined by Judge Judy. She says yours is around 40.

[Jiro]

I like eating their relatives: Chickens.

I was waiting for someone to say something like this, except "I like eating their relatives: cockroaches"