How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Roto13]

If man was perfect, why would he choose Satan?

And wasn't Eve the one who screwed up, not Adam? And he was punished anyway? Because God is a smurftard?

[Yar]

I thought they both screwed up.

[NeoCracker]

Wait, if all we have to do is accept JEsus, that means I can accept him and STILL constantly bash religion, and Roto can still make Jesus and God are gay Jokes, and we'd still go to heavan?

SWEET!

Technically, no.

'Assuredly, I [Jesus] say to you, all sins will be forgiven the sons of men, and whatever blasphemies they may utter; but he who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is subject to eternal condemnation;' because they said, 'He has an unclean spirit' - Mark 3:twentysomethingorother.

However, in Catholicism, a simple trip to Confession provides catharsis to this, right?

I dunno, I'm not Catholic, and I'm not even a textbook Christian either. o.o

Way to spoil the fun meanie.

And while we are at it, the fact the apple was eaten shows man WASN'T perfect. Had God created them perfect, they would not have eaten the apple.

Edit: STupid Roto. I wanted to say it first.

[Sir Lancealot]

And while we are at it, the fact the apple was eaten shows man WASN'T perfect. Had God created them perfect, they would not have eaten the apple.

No, what it shows is that people have free will.

[Roto13]

And that they're not perfect. Because perfect people wouldn't make mistakes.

Neither would a perfect god.

[Tavrobel]

And wasn't Eve the one who screwed up, not Adam? And he was punished anyway?

Because Adam didn't have the balls God gave him to be a man and say "that apple was delicious, by the way."

God is one big giant masochist. Cereal business.

[qwertysaur]

ah a good religion debate. I'm Jewish, so yes, I do think I will go to some sort of afterlife after death.

Whatever that is, it is what you make of it.

[Moon Rabbits]

This thread confuses and enrages me.

I'm about there too.

[Yar]

EoFF: The Only Place Where a Troll Thread Can Become A Serious Discussion.

[Roto13]

What serious discussion? This is a spam thread by a hobbit.

[Goldenboko]

This thread confuses and enrages me.

This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!

[Madame Adequate]

God didn't make the world this way. Man was perfect and was given a choice to obey and believe God or follow satan.

If God was perfect he would have made a perfect world. If Man was perfect we wouldn't have chosen this. Unless, of course, freedom and suffering is better than slavery and prosperity.

God would have every right to damn all of mankind to eternal hell

What? What?! No. Reality does not work that way. I don't care if God IS real, I didn't vote for him.


In conclusion: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

[Ouch!]

My logic tells me the course of action you desire of me is illogical.

[xfrodobagginsx]

Joh 3:36 "He who believes in the Son has everlasting life; and he who does not believe the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God abides on him."

[Peegee]

^ lies

You go to heaven through good works.