How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Roto13]

I'm a gay.

Have at me.

[xfrodobagginsx]

If god is all loving, then why would I be damned for the way I was brought up? I wasn't brought up to worship like this, I wasn't baptized, so chances are that's how I'll stay.

This first thread explains all of that. Please read it. It's not about being good or bad. It's a legal thing. God legally cannot let anything that is not perfect into heaven. Since we can't be perfect, we are all damned, but Jesus WAS perfect and gave His life on the cross to die in our place so that God could accept us. All we have to do is accept what Jesus Christ did for us on the cross as payment for our sins and we will be forgiven. It's an awesome deal.

You don't have to be baptized to be saved. If you can't get baptized at this time, it won't damn you to hell. Not placing your faith in Jesus Christ will.

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

I'm a gay.

Have at me.

We are all sinners. If you repent and turn to Jesus Christ for salvation, He will save you. He loves us all.

I have to suffer because of what people did thousands of years ago?

Doesn't sound too just to me.

You don't HAVE to suffer at all if you will simply accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Why not accept Him?

Please don't post multiple times in a row. Use the edit/delete function if you have more to say. Thanks! - Psychotic

[Roto13]

I'm a gay.

Have at me.

We are all sinners. If you repent and turn to Jesus Christ for salvation, He will save you. He loves us all.

I love Jesus, too.

In the butt.

With my penis.

[xfrodobagginsx]

There is no need for disrespect here. No one is disrespecting you. God will judge every word out of your mouth, you had better watch it.

[Sir Lancealot]

I'm a gay.

Have at me.

We are all sinners. If you repent and turn to Jesus Christ for salvation, He will save you. He loves us all.

I love Jesus, too.

In the butt.

With my penis.

Your husbands name is Jesus

[Roto13]

There is no need for disrespect here. No one is disrespecting you. God will judge every word out of your mouth, you had better watch it.

God silences me with his wang.

nom nom nom

[Psychotic]

A bit too crude there, Roto. Cool it please!

[Jessweeee♪]

WTF xD

[Roto13]

You know how to silence me.

[Saber]

Satanic Statement #9 - Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in buisness all these years.

[Madame Adequate]

I have to suffer because of what people did thousands of years ago?

Doesn't sound too just to me.

You don't HAVE to suffer at all if you will simply accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Why not accept Him?

Why did he make the world this way? Why do we suffer unless we capitulate to his rule? Imagine if a HUMAN did that! "You don't have to suffer, you can be free of pain, just as long as you accept me as Lord and Saviour. And if you don't, you'll be tortured."

Yeah we wouldn't take too long before Amnesty got extremely pissed. And not too long before we sanctioned them, and started talking about war.

[NeoCracker]

Wait, if all we have to do is accept JEsus, that means I can accept him and STILL constantly bash religion, and Roto can still make Jesus and God are gay Jokes, and we'd still go to heavan?

SWEET!

[xfrodobagginsx]

I have to suffer because of what people did thousands of years ago?

Doesn't sound too just to me.

You don't HAVE to suffer at all if you will simply accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Why not accept Him?

Why did he make the world this way? Why do we suffer unless we capitulate to his rule? Imagine if a HUMAN did that! "You don't have to suffer, you can be free of pain, just as long as you accept me as Lord and Saviour. And if you don't, you'll be tortured."

Yeah we wouldn't take too long before Amnesty got extremely pissed. And not too long before we sanctioned them, and started talking about war.

God didn't make the world this way. Man was perfect and was given a choice to obey and believe God or follow satan. Adam chose to follow satan. God would have every right to damn all of mankind to eternal hell, but He GAVE us a second chance by sending Jesus Christ His Son to DIE for you and I. All you have to do is accept Him as your Savior and Lord. If you are unwilling to do so, you will have to pay for your own sins by going to hell. That's God's message.

[Momiji]

Wait, if all we have to do is accept JEsus, that means I can accept him and STILL constantly bash religion, and Roto can still make Jesus and God are gay Jokes, and we'd still go to heavan?

SWEET!

Technically, no.

'Assuredly, I [Jesus] say to you, all sins will be forgiven the sons of men, and whatever blasphemies they may utter; but he who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit never has forgiveness, but is subject to eternal condemnation;' because they said, 'He has an unclean spirit' - Mark 3:twentysomethingorother.

However, in Catholicism, a simple trip to Confession provides catharsis to this, right?

I dunno, I'm not Catholic, and I'm not even a textbook Christian either. o.o

[Bunny]

This thread confuses and enrages me.