Mister can you tell me where my love has gone? Elections '08 Results Thread. Oh yes.

[Rantz]

Whooo go Ryebama! etc.

[Freya]

WHUT rye's pres speech was good xD

[Tavrobel]

Looks like someone won California.

[Rye]

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you so much, everyone!

[Flying Mullet]

Thanks everyone!

[Election Booth]

Epilogue:

And so Avalanche wrestled control of the forums from Shinra in a hard-fought battle. Unfortunately, due to their policy choices of stripping Cid's Knights of their power, EoFF went into pure anarchy. Daily goatse wars were the standard, 4chan memes were spammed all over the joint, while spambots claimed General Chat as their own.

President Rye, satisfied that she had destroyed the staff's authority, sat back and smoked a blunt or two, and pondered the future of EoFF. Oh smurf it, she said, and posted her tits.

[Tavrobel]

Oops.

For the sake of anarchy.

[Psychotic]

Listening to Rantzien's Avalanche song right now.

[Madame Adequate]

As First Gentleman, I want to thank you all for your support and under-the-table work you have done. Without greasing the wheels of power this historic victory, the first Female President, could not have happened.

Of course, I am probably the unluckiest man alive right now, because my wife is both a wife, and the President.

We will be hosting arms auctions for various nefarious African leaders aboard the Presidential Yacht, currently based in our Summer White House in Newport:



Don't miss out! We're selling Bradleys, M-1 Abrams, thousands of units of small arms, a small number of newly developed Davy Crockett Mk. 2 'Pocket nukes', and a mystery auction to be announced on the day!

[Mittopotahis]

Wow, down to the last category. That was so close! Yay tuh and I won General!

Thanks for all the effort you've put into this, EB. Come over to my house and we'll share a banana or two.



I always just miss these things. =P

[Aerith's Knight]

Yey! I won several times. ^__^

Almost makes the defeat taste sweet.

Thanks Lekana for rooting for me. xD

Let's hope Mulley will keep Rye in check.

Or will he?

[Fate Fatale]

Bah, I've been gone for a week and Rye's prez!? Yay! Perhaps I should leave more often...

[Marshall Banana]

[Jiro]

Well done Avalanche. Congrats to Rye

[Cz]

The glass ceiling has officially been broken. Hooray for progress!

Congratulations, Rye and Avalanche.