Epilogue:

And so Avalanche wrestled control of the forums from Shinra in a hard-fought battle. Unfortunately, due to their policy choices of stripping Cid's Knights of their power, EoFF went into pure anarchy. Daily goatse wars were the standard, 4chan memes were spammed all over the joint, while spambots claimed General Chat as their own.

President Rye, satisfied that she had destroyed the staff's authority, sat back and smoked a blunt or two, and pondered the future of EoFF. Oh smurf it, she said, and posted her tits.