I need some advice!

[Ouch!]

I think Omecle is trying to come on to me, and I just don't know how to let him down softly. Our recent conversation went something like this:

Ouch! (3:05 AM): My room looks so clean. Weird.
Ouch! (3:05 AM): Still could use a vacuuming, though.
Omecle (3:05 AM): You need to put on a maid costume and a picture of you vaccuming, and then post it on EoFF.

I have a few questions for all of you at Eyes on Final Fantasy.

1. How do I let Ome know I'm not interested without offending him?
2. Does this mean Ome would wear the pants in our hypothetical relationship?
3. Should I follow through on Ome's suggestion regardless of the weird fantasies he'd undoubtedly use it for?

Please, this is of urgent concern!