"our partner"? Are you gay polygamous?
Maybe....a gay, schizophrenic monogamist? You could probably get some sort of minority scholarship. I'd look into that.

Oldschool. NES, SNES, Gameboy(original), Gamecube, X-box, PS1, PS2.
I play my PS2 the most, but I also use X-box emulators for all the Sega Genesis stuff on there. GOLDEN AXE!!!!!!!!