Hmm sounds pretty funky in your work and book shops, theres far worse places to work than for a book store...places like Sainsbury's or even just being a christian missionary in Iraq and Afghanistan right about now.

Like AK said, we just like to make sure that PG didn't give you anything incurable. We don't know why he does what he does to the newbies, but he enjoys it immensely. As for who PG is? PG is a pokemon, IRL srsly!