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    My last name is german. It sucks, to be short.

    But it got me thinking of weird names and it reminded me of this girl. She's not my friend but just in my social group who I've met once or twice. Her name is Tuesday. And if you thought that was bad, her last name is Beaver. Tuesday Beaver.

    To make it worse, she has a sister. Named Billy. That's right, Billy Beaver.

    What are some weird/odd/unfortunate names you've heard of?
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    It should be illegal for retarded people to have children.

    Seriously.

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    Mike Hunt, Anita Dyck, Iwana Dyck, and Victor Agina are some embarrassing names I know of.

    My name isn't as bad as the ones above, but people will still think it's awkward.

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    My last name is 11 letters and French. Poor me.

    Michael is ok, though.



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    Directly translated..

    I know of a surname "c*ntpicker"

    It disturbed me to my very soul.


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    Apple.

    Could you imagine being named Apple? The kids are gonna eat you alive. =/

    "Baby don't cry and mama don't lie."

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    My moms maiden name literally means tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nice View Post
    Apple.

    Could you imagine being named Apple? The kids are gonna eat you alive. =/

    "Baby don't cry and mama don't lie."
    Fun Fact-Musician Fiona Apple holds the record for longest album name in history. He album, WHEN THE PAWN hits the conflicts he thinks like a king / What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight / And he'll win the whole thing before he enters the ring / There's no body to batter when your mind is your might / So when you go solo, you hold your own hand / And remember that depth is the greatest of heights / And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land / And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right, was released, it soon became known as simply, WHEN THE PAWN. The title was a poem she wrote when she read a poor review of her work.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Evastio
    Mike Hunt...
    There's someone in the Australian rugby league named Carr Michael Hunt. I think about 'Mike Hunt' every time.

    Also, I found this article quite amusing. =P

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyxsora View Post
    My moms maiden name literally means tree.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nice View Post
    Apple.

    Could you imagine being named Apple? The kids are gonna eat you alive. =/

    "Baby don't cry and mama don't lie."
    Fun Fact-Musician Fiona Apple holds the record for longest album name in history. He album, WHEN THE PAWN hits the conflicts he thinks like a king / What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight / And he'll win the whole thing before he enters the ring / There's no body to batter when your mind is your might / So when you go solo, you hold your own hand / And remember that depth is the greatest of heights / And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land / And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right, was released, it soon became known as simply, WHEN THE PAWN. The title was a poem she wrote when she read a poor review of her work.
    I'm not really talking about maiden names. I'm talking about the celebrity kid names. Apple, Blanket, Jet, etc. You know, the dumbass celeb's who name their kids after inanimate objects. =/

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    Fletcher Youngblutt.

    He was in my class all through middle and high school. He was also an awesome guy too.

    Fletch, if you ever happen to google your name and this comes up, I apologize for not asking to use your name.
    Last edited by Momiji; 11-16-2008 at 05:32 AM.

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    Worked with a chick named Freedom.

    I mean really, Freedom, WTF?

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    I've always thought Harry Cox was rather unfortunate. I know of two Rebels (girls)

    So, how DO you pronounce Säbsch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    So, how DO you pronounce Säbsch?
    Well, it's sorta like say-psh. Mostly people say shapes or say-bitch.

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