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Quote Originally Posted by Nice View Post
Apple.

Could you imagine being named Apple? The kids are gonna eat you alive. =/

"Baby don't cry and mama don't lie."
Fun Fact-Musician Fiona Apple holds the record for longest album name in history. He album, WHEN THE PAWN hits the conflicts he thinks like a king / What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight / And he'll win the whole thing before he enters the ring / There's no body to batter when your mind is your might / So when you go solo, you hold your own hand / And remember that depth is the greatest of heights / And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land / And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right, was released, it soon became known as simply, WHEN THE PAWN. The title was a poem she wrote when she read a poor review of her work.
I'm not really talking about maiden names. I'm talking about the celebrity kid names. Apple, Blanket, Jet, etc. You know, the dumbass celeb's who name their kids after inanimate objects. =/