A typical conversation with a friend.
Mine would be:
Me: Hey, Hayden.
Hayden (friend): Hey.
Me: Guess what you are.
Hayden: What?
Me: A bitch.
~5 minutes later~
Me: Hayden, guess what you are.
Hayden: A bitch?
Me: No, stupid. You're a bitch.
Topic: What does a usual conversation with you and a friend (I don't care what kind) consist of? What's the usual tone? etc.
Dripping with sarcasm, death threats, sometimes internet memes...Funny faces galore, too.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
*At the wall*
Zach (friend): PENIS.
Me: VAGINA.
Zach (friend): This wall is very sexy.
Me: You in a maids outfit would be sexy, take pictures.
Zach (friend): <3.
The end.
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
Depends on what type of friend you speak of.
In person:
Friend: What are you playing?
Me: Touhou.
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a doujin shmup completely done by one guy; I'm comple--
Friend: Never mind.
Online:
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:47:41 PM): But thankfully, it's something I'm decent at
tavrobel13 (6:48:15 PM): mmm psychology, the major for mindscrews
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:48:38 PM): Yes. I finally figured out what ability I get from leveling up in this job class
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:48:43 PM): The ability to smurf with minds
tavrobel13 (6:49:08 PM): too bad those with a high enough int are immune to it
tavrobel13 (6:49:20 PM): but it does extra damage because your skills target MP and not HP
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:49:31 PM): Your argument is flawed.
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:49:41 PM): You forget that this is modern-day America
tavrobel13 (6:50:00 PM): i would have to say that people's stats in the US have very high MP ratings, but not int
tavrobel13 (6:50:08 PM): int doesn't determine mp growth
tavrobel13 (6:50:13 PM): but it would be beneficial to each other
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:50:20 PM): There are not many people with INT levels as high as a Psychologist's, let alone an engineer's
tavrobel13 (6:50:45 PM): don't forget about my theoretical-based cousins
Momiji Tsukuyomi (6:50:52 PM): Indeed.
tavrobel13 (6:51:02 PM): but it's not fair
tavrobel13 (6:51:06 PM): my stats are abnormally high
My friends and I discuss sex, television, food, and hating Rhode Island.
Depends on which. I will push friends right up to their limit in depreciative comments. I also don't care what I say to people (Strangers) but that really is dependent on my mood.
Not apologizing, sometimes I make bad first impressions. Who cares?
Peegies: azn asl?
Kupo - [ Dusk and Starshine ]: 14/f/ca lol
Peegies: ca bb?
Kupo - [ Dusk and Starshine ]: yap
Lol integration
Peegies: lol u so azn.
Me: Hey ryan
Ryan: you suck
Me: I know I should just kill myself right?
Ryan: ...
Me: Hey ryan
Ryan: ooo I know how to use revolve(we are in the same autocad class and revolve is a command. I told him what its for. He made crappy lamps with it =P)
Me: Hey shaun
Shaun: hey sexy
Me: this is a really hard problem
Shaun: thats what she said
Me: *kills shaun*
Since college a lot of my conversations with friends are like "x thing is such, I hate it" "yeah dude I know what you mean it's like [details]"
In college you pretty much have to ride on pure hatred and spite for professors in some classes
Stu: ~
Allie: ~~~~
Stu: :*
Allie::*
Stu:
Allie:
Stu: hey baby
Allie: hey hey ^________^
Stu: He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes
Allie: ilu
Stu: ilu2
PENIS.Originally Posted by Omecle
When it comes to Rye and I, I talk about videogames, she talks about her sick fetishes; flatulence, urine, argyle sweaters on men under the age of 65...
ME - hey whats up
friend - hey joe, I"M JUst chillin and bored.
me - Its strange i don't get bored anymore
FRIend - lets go do something...
me - arn't we doing something right now??????????
Marcus
"No cloud, no squall shall hinder us!" - FF9
Games completed - 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, 10-2, 12, 13, 13-2, 13-3 Tactics, Tactics Advanced, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, KH, KH2, And played 11.
Me: What did she want?
Chris: There's something going on across the street. I think that girl is gonna be there. Should we bring anything?
Me: I'm going to bring the flags and lampshades.
Andrew: ~sigh~ I don't feel like doing anything today. I'm just bored. I don't think there is anything to do. What do you think?
Me: You should make yourself taller.
~or~
Friend: What do ya wanna do today?
Me: I dunno what do ya wanna do today?
Friend: I came over here so I wouldn't have to think of what to do today.
Me: You're useless.
Me: Hey do you something?
Friend: Nope
Me: You're useless
Friend: Something deep.
Friend B: Something on the same level.
Me: Drag them down to my level with something stupid.
Friends: /facepalm
Friend: I think that old person needs help with something.
Me: Hey look kittens!
Friend: But the old person!
Me: The kitten is cuter.
Last edited by Vermachtnis; 11-16-2008 at 05:58 AM.
None of the conversations I have with my friends are appropriate to post here.
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