A typical conversation with a friend.

[fairweather]

Bec (Friend): "Where did that car come from?!"
Matt (other friend): "My mums VAGINA" (he thought Bec said where did he come from...)
*hysterical laughter*
Me: "What did you say??? O_O"


Me: .....
Bec: .....
Me & Bec: "WELL I REMEMBER, I REMEMBER DONT WORRY, HOW COULD I EVER FORGET, ITS THE FIRST TIME, THE LAST TIME, WE EVER MET!!"

Me: .....
Bec: .....
Me: "Its because I'm fat, isn't it?"

Me: "Peace, love, unity!"
Matt: "Lets save the children!"
Me: "LETS DOOOO IT!"
(except slightly more serious IRL)

[Blue Harvest]

When I talk to my RL friends on msn we usually discuss the awesomeness of guitar hero or which Sonic the Hedgehog character is better. Heated arguments ensue.

[Rantz]

The discussions with my closest friend usually consist of either a) him talking about his latest business idea or what he learned from a documentary last night, and me nodding along or b) heaps of unintelligible chatter and sarcasms.

[NeoTifa]

me: *sees kayla making out with bf across the street* OH MY KAYLA YOU SEXY JEWISH BISH DROP YOUR BOYTOY RIGHT NOW FOR HOT SEXY LEZZI SEX!!!!!!"
kayla: OH MY GOD A-RICA!!!!! I LOVE YOU HAVE MY BEHBEHZ!!!!!!"
pharmacist: ....O.o......

kayla lives across the street from rite-aid, and i see her all the time when im at the window waiting for my meds

[BardTard]

Full of your mom jokes, "that's what she said," our guy friends with small penises, references to how people from one particular state are very dumb, and randomness. We usually cram them all in the same conversation too.

Blaine: *picks up jumbo bratwurst sausage? thing from Kroger* "This is almost as big as me!"

Me: *picks up a package of miniature hot dog things* "These are bigger than Tyler!"

Blaine: "Your mom's bigger than Tyler."

Me: "That's what she said."

Blaine: "Oh where are my manners? Allie this is my bag. Bag, meet Allie."

Me: "That guy was weird. Where was he from? [State X?]"

You'd have to be there to get that. We saw a movie and this guy came in before the movie started and said the tickets were sold out, then halfway into his babbling he was like "oh this is my bag, in case anyone was looking." Then he left and everyone started laughing.

[Jessweeee♪]

Depends on the friend.

Me: ...
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Friend: ...




Me: OMGI'MHAVINGSOMUCHFUNANDI'MALLHYPERANDSTUFFOMGISN'T____JUSTTHECOOLESTEVER??

Friend: ....

[Vivisteiner]

Me (bully): Hahaha, look at what **** did, he's such a retard.
Friend 1 (bully): Haha, yeah, you're right, he's such an idiot.
Friend 2 (target): Hey, I'm right here.
Me(bully): Yeah, I know, idiot.
Friend 2 (target): *looks upset*

[LunarWeaver]

I really only have one friend I have any kind of serious discussion with, mixed in with just joshin' about. Others I talk to, which aren't many anyway, is merely tossing nonsense back and forth. It's the type of friend where if one of us disappeared forever it would have little to no effect on the other.

[Yar]

Mostly jokes at each others' expense.

[Montoya]

Calling each other derogatory names that are mainly targeted towards women until one of us says "Intergalactic Hussy" and shuts the other one up.