Mine would be:

Me: Hey, Hayden.

Hayden (friend): Hey.

Me: Guess what you are.

Hayden: What?

Me: A bitch.


~5 minutes later~


Me: Hayden, guess what you are.

Hayden: A bitch?

Me: No, stupid. You're a bitch.

Topic: What does a usual conversation with you and a friend (I don't care what kind) consist of? What's the usual tone? etc.