A typical conversation with a friend.

[Vermachtnis]

Me: What did she want?
Chris: There's something going on across the street. I think that girl is gonna be there. Should we bring anything?
Me: I'm going to bring the flags and lampshades.

Andrew: ~sigh~ I don't feel like doing anything today. I'm just bored. I don't think there is anything to do. What do you think?
Me: You should make yourself taller.

~or~
Friend: What do ya wanna do today?
Me: I dunno what do ya wanna do today?
Friend: I came over here so I wouldn't have to think of what to do today.
Me: You're useless.

Me: Hey do you something?
Friend: Nope
Me: You're useless

Friend: Something deep.
Friend B: Something on the same level.
Me: Drag them down to my level with something stupid.
Friends: /facepalm

Friend: I think that old person needs help with something.
Me: Hey look kittens!
Friend: But the old person!
Me: The kitten is cuter.