• Try not to kill self
  • Have breakfast
  • Try not to kill self
  • Sit on ass
  • Try not to kill self
  • Think about eating lunch
  • Weigh pros and cons of eating lunch/not eating lunch
  • Go to bathroom before making lunch
  • Forget I was making lunch
  • Try to remember that I was going to make lunch
  • Pass on lunch because it's already 4pm
  • Maybe read a book?
  • Take sip of water
  • Condemn self for not eating lunch earlier
  • Try not to kill self
  • Realize that it isn't really my fault for not eating lunch. Rationalize this idea. Feel better!
  • Eat dinner
  • Cry
  • Cry
  • Cry
  • Cry
  • Cry
  • Try not to kill self
  • Sleep horribly


It's a hard knock life, for me.