I was going to get a soft drink at the local gas station, a friend went in with me since we had a conversation going. I just kind of went in, grabbed the drink, went out, all the while talking to my friend who goes all smug as we walk out. After maybe 20 metres he says "Didn't you forget something?" and I said "Huh? Hmm, no, I have my drink, my wallet..."

And then I was all: o_o

And then I went: :-[