Twilight destroyed vampires.
*ahem* Let me explain.
I do admire the book for following the mythology of vampires, but I blame the fanbase for obsessing over it and writing overly terrible fan-fictions in which their Mary Sue character gets it on with Edward.
That's why you don't read fanfiction.
I... I... What?!
People writing horrible fanfiction with total Mary Sues for OCs have existed since the very first fanfic was written.
If you're going to go on about the lack of fangs and the sparkling in the sun that would be acceptable though.
I'm just going to stop while I'm ahead. I'm just going by what is spammed on Quizilla and friends who've either a) seen the movie or b) read the book.
Hey, I don't like Twilight, but I'll admit that anything which makes obsessive overprotective creeps look attractive really does help me get the ladies.
I know that wasn't why YOU went to see it, because you can see something hotter than all those guys combined just by webcamming with me
I'd just like to add that my favorite part of the movie was when Ed revealed his dazzling sparkles of bedazzlement to Bella. Just about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Could not stop laughing when he continued on to say, "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER!!!!!!!" *sparkle sparkle*
Ahahaha. xD
Yeah that made no sense, I was like "Now they've done it." =/ I sunk in my seat.
Terrible! The movie was just plain bad.
James was extremely sexy though. I couldn't stop sighing. I'd totally ditch Eddy for him.
Oh and Bella's dad. He was sexy.
Yes, the twinkling sound effect makes that scene officially epic. I want that sound effect for a ring tone on my phone when BJ calls.
Oh my god, I just got back from seeing it, and I am still hysterical at Jasper's facial expressions.
EMMA, JASPER IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST ONES, THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS.