Twilight Movie (Mark Spoilers?)

[sdm42393]

Twilight destroyed vampires.

[Bunny]

Twilight destroyed vampires.

It followed the vampire mythology a lot better than most modern vampire books and movies did. Except the glowy thing.

[sdm42393]

*ahem* Let me explain.
I do admire the book for following the mythology of vampires, but I blame the fanbase for obsessing over it and writing overly terrible fan-fictions in which their Mary Sue character gets it on with Edward.

[Jessweeee♪]

That's why you don't read fanfiction.

[Bunny]

*ahem* Let me explain.
I do admire the book for following the mythology of vampires, but I blame the fanbase for obsessing over it and writing overly terrible fan-fictions in which their Mary Sue character gets it on with Edward.

That's like saying Final Fantasy destroyed RPGs.

[Shlup]

I... I... What?!

People writing horrible fanfiction with total Mary Sues for OCs have existed since the very first fanfic was written.

If you're going to go on about the lack of fangs and the sparkling in the sun that would be acceptable though.

[sdm42393]

I'm just going to stop while I'm ahead. I'm just going by what is spammed on Quizilla and friends who've either a) seen the movie or b) read the book.

[Madame Adequate]

Edward is a stalker, I'm a 17 year old girl and It's a shame girls my age are looking at some stalker as some sort of perfect man, lol.

Hey, I don't like Twilight, but I'll admit that anything which makes obsessive overprotective creeps look attractive really does help me get the ladies.

I think a lot of people are forgetting that the reason just about 99% of us went to see the movie is to watch amazingly gorgeous hot people for 2 hours. Gays, straights, bis, everyone had something to look at.

And for that, I give Twilight a big giant A+.

I know that wasn't why YOU went to see it, because you can see something hotter than all those guys combined just by webcamming with me

[Miriel]

I'd just like to add that my favorite part of the movie was when Ed revealed his dazzling sparkles of bedazzlement to Bella. Just about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Could not stop laughing when he continued on to say, "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER!!!!!!!" *sparkle sparkle*

Ahahaha. xD

[Nice]

Yeah that made no sense, I was like "Now they've done it." =/ I sunk in my seat.

[cloud_doll]

Terrible! The movie was just plain bad.
James was extremely sexy though. I couldn't stop sighing. I'd totally ditch Eddy for him.
Oh and Bella's dad. He was sexy.

[Spiffing Cheese]

I think a lot of people are forgetting that the reason just about 99% of us went to see the movie is to watch amazingly gorgeous hot people for 2 hours. Gays, straights, bis, everyone had something to look at.

And for that, I give Twilight a big giant A+.

I think you're forgetting that Rob Pattinson is fugly.

I'd just like to add that my favorite part of the movie was when Ed revealed his dazzling sparkles of bedazzlement to Bella. Just about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Could not stop laughing when he continued on to say, "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER!!!!!!!" *sparkle sparkle*

Ahahaha. xD

This is exactly why Twilight is fun! It's so bad it's good! All aboard the fail train. xD

[Shlup]

Yes, the twinkling sound effect makes that scene officially epic. I want that sound effect for a ring tone on my phone when BJ calls.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Oh my god, I just got back from seeing it, and I am still hysterical at Jasper's facial expressions.

[Rye]

EMMA, JASPER IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST ONES, THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS.