Twilight Movie (Mark Spoilers?)

[sir helix]

twilight rules the world of books.

[Spiffing Cheese]

EMMA, JASPER IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST ONES, THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS.

Emmett is totally hot in the movie! Nobody is better than James, though. I would so hit that.

[Shlup]

I don't get the deal with James. So many people think James is hot. He's an absolute dog.

Emmett is the hottest. Deal.

[Rye]

My totem pole goes Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Esme, Rosalie (seriously, she was supposed to be the most beautiful person in the world? pfft.) Edward and Carlisle constantly fight for first. It's a tough battle.

[Spiffing Cheese]

My totem pole goes Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Esme, Rosalie (seriously, she was supposed to be the most beautiful person in the world? pfft.) Edward and Carlisle constantly fight for first. It's a tough battle.

Ugh, I seriously do not get how anybody can find Robert Pattinson attractive. I don't see it. He's average-looking at BEST.

Jacob is totally gonna rule the hot-scale in a couple of years.

[Shlup]

Robert Pattinson's acting ability and general personality make him hot.

[Miriel]

Don't you mean, lack of acting ability?

I kind of love of how he makes fun of Meyer and Twilight in some of the interviews that he does. It's like he knows it's a joke, but he just goes with it and doesn't try and sell Twilight as something it isn't.

Kristen Stewart on the other hand always has a bitch face going on.

[Jessweeee♪]

My totem pole goes Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Esme, Rosalie (seriously, she was supposed to be the most beautiful person in the world? pfft.) Edward and Carlisle constantly fight for first. It's a tough battle.

Yeah, Rosalie was pretty, but I don't think she was prettier than Bella, which isn't right, 'cause she's supposed to be a teensy bit jealous!

[Shlup]

That's why they call her KBitch. I <3 KBitch.

Rosalie was only cast because she was like boning the director or something.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Don't you mean, lack of acting ability?

Burn! I'm with you.

THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA!!!! Srsly. He kind of sucks.

Gaspard Ulliel will always be my Edward. Looks-wise, anyway. Edward has no redeeming features other than his hotness, which Rob Pattinson does NOT bring to the role.

[Shlup]

You can't blame him for the <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" />ty dialogue! He and Kbitch rebelled against the dialogue on multiple occasions as it is.

[Spiffing Cheese]

You can't blame him for the <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" />ty dialogue! He and Kbitch rebelled against the dialogue on multiple occasions as it is.

But I can blame him for delivering even the better dialogue badly. xD

[Shlup]

He did no such thing! He was very Edwardy.

[Raistlin]

According to you, and you like this crap. I'm pretty sure that's evidence enough of your rational judgment being worth squat.

[Shlup]

ROBERT PATTINSON HAS MORE MANNESS IN HIS TOENAIL THAN YOU CAN EVER HOPE TO HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE BODY!! *falconpunch*