My GPA in college right now is a 3.97. Sleeping is the reason it is not a 4.0.

Freshman year, Intro to Business. Worst class ever. I had stayed up the entire previous night working on a project for the class, and walked straight from the library to the class. I fell asleep. I got counted absent by the dick TA. As a result, I missed out on a valuable attendance bonus that you basically have to have in order to get an A. I ended up .2 short of an A. Death.