Prince Ali! Fabulous He! Ali Ababwa!

[Rye]

MAKE WAY
FOR PRICE ALI
MAKE WAY
FOR PRINCE ALI

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali!
Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie

Prince Ali!
Mighty is he!
Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali

He's got seventy-five golden camels
Purple peacocks
He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie

Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee~
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

There's no question this Ali's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali!

Prince Ali!

PRINCE ALI!

Amorous he! Ali Ababwa!!!
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for prince Ali!

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Who do you think the prince and princess of Eyes on Final Fantasy are? Do they have purple peacocks, fifty three? Did they face 100 bad guys with swords? :flounder:

[Madame Adequate]

I disavow myself of all foreknowledge and/or complicity in this.

[Yar]

The joke I make about a male EoFFer being princess goes here. I just haven't decided who that should be, yet.

[Tavrobel]

Forget being any of those jokers. Iago has the best kill count: mark me one genie, please.

[Goldenboko]

MAKE WAY
FOR PRICE ALI
MAKE WAY
FOR PRINCE ALI

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Prince Ali!
Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie

Prince Ali!
Mighty is he!
Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali

He's got seventy-five golden camels
Purple peacocks
He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie

Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee~
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

There's no question this Ali's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali!

Prince Ali!

PRINCE ALI!

Amorous he! Ali Ababwa!!!
Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his bears and lions
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key
Make way for prince Ali!

I love you, if only for that.

[Evastio]

I'm betting everyone posting after me will declare themself to be the prince/princess of EoFF. Personally, me being a prince is just wrong. The day I become a prince of anything is the day Rowan Atkinson becomes the president of the USA (no offense Rowan, but you're more fitted for comedy than politics). I'm more fitted to be some mystery man of sorts who is surrounded by mystery and rumours.

Anyways, I'd have to say EoFF's prince is Momiji and EoFF's princess is rubah.

[Bunny]

I am the Crown Prince of EoFF.

[Tavrobel]

Wouldn't that make Hsu the prince? Or would that make Chii a princess?

[Evastio]

I am the Crown Prince of EoFF.

No no no. You did it wrong. :rolleyes2

You're supposed to not say you're the crowned prince in order to spite me and prove my guess wrong so I'll get all annoyed and frustrated that everyone is working against me.

Uh, why am I saying this? I don't like being annoyed...

Wouldn't that make Hsu the prince? Or would that make Chii a princess?

In the famous words of Rowan "NOT NECESSARILY".

Well they don't necessarily have to like each other that way or be a couple. They could be brother and sister for all we know.

[Bunny]

I am the Crown Prince of EoFF.

No no no. You did it wrong. :rolleyes2

You're supposed to not say you're the crowned prince in order to spite me and prove my guess wrong so I'll get all annoyed and frustrated that everyone is working against me.

Uh, why am I saying this? I don't like being annoyed...

I do not cater to your demands.

[Jessweeee♪]

GOODNESS GRACIOUS

[Rye]

I think Psychotic is the Prince! :goomba:

[rubah]

I'm prince allie ^_^

[Laddy]

I couldn't be the Prince, I'm too chaotic for that .

[Ouch!]

Clearly God is the princess.

That one's for Bleys.