It was announced today that two of my favorite shows on television have effectively been canceled.

Pushing Daisies and Dirty Sexy Money.

And I would just like to say, smurf you Nielson family jackasses. What, were the words too hard for you to understand? Did the high level of writing go right over your numbskull heads? Did you see the quirky and vibrant set designs, the brilliant acting and decide that you prefer to watch the 15th spin off of CSI instead?

God dammit. Screw ABC, screw everybody.