I'm afraid I must confess something tragic and dear to my heart.

I have nicknamed all of the girls that I bother to mention in conversation with friends in real life and online. I am deeply regretful of the fact, that I may have mentioned "Diff EQ girl" and "the Ravens fan" (or "the Redskins fan" when I am feeling particularly spiteful) by their names to some people before. And for that, I apologize. Women do not have names.