It would be surrounded by a lush forest on three sides and sit near a beautiful blue lake that isn't polluted by humans (except me). There would be a long, long driveway leading away from it that would take, at minimum six and a half minutes to drive down. I would have a few neighbors, but they would be on opposing embankments on my lake and they would all be super nice to me and each other. We would also hold friendly get togethers in a small cabin that is floating, somehow, in the middle of the lake. It would have a fireplace so we can have warm cocoa as we share our disgust for the outside world.
There would also be no crazy inbred hicks with advanced knowledge of weaponry or chainsaws within a thirty mile radius.