Dark, dirty, evil, secrets.

[Shorty]

I might as well! =O

[Marshall Banana]

Well, I have a crush on only one; she's very special! =O

[Psychotic]

I might have a crush on a few girls on this forum! =O

I have a crush on every girl at this forum.

I sort of keep a shrine to you all in my bedroom, featuring printed out photos, and also some dolls I made of you. Sometimes my parents come in and are like "Paul, when are you going to stop fantasising about these internet girls and get yourself a real girlfriend?" and I say "SHUT UP MUM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NONE OF YOU DO! I HATE YOU!"

My life is pretty great.

[Goldenboko]

I might have a crush on a few girls on this forum! =O

I have a crush on every girl, a few guys, and some people that I'm not quite sure what they are at this forum.

I sort of keep a shrine to you all in my bedroom, featuring printed out photos, and also some dolls I made of you. Sometimes my parents come in and are like "Paul, when are you going to stop fantasising about these internet girls and get yourself a real girlfriend?" and I say "SHUT UP MUM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NONE OF YOU DO! I HATE YOU!"

My life is pretty great.

Fix'd it for you.

[Montoya]

Someone was found dead near my house the other day. That's not really a secret though, the cops got there first.

[scrumpleberry]

Hurray for internet crushing. The great thing about internet hotties is that if you haven't met them, you can make a lot of them up yourself!

Yeah...sometimes they turn out not quite as you expected...


Um. What? Yes! Secrets! I kick my computer a lot. He's too noisy. It's a very abusive relationship!

[Rantz]

Hurray for internet crushing. The great thing about internet hotties is that if you haven't met them, you can make a lot of them up yourself!

[scrumpleberry]

Oh yeah, I'm like ten times sexier than that

p.s. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT THREAD IT WAS BEAUTIFUL I LEFT FOR A WEEK AND WHEN I CAME BACK IT WAS GONE

[Rye]

I might as well! =O

Well, I have a crush on only one; she's very special! =O

[Rantz]

Oh yeah, I'm like ten times sexier than that

Look again. I used the wrong image!

[scrumpleberry]

I am ten thousand times sexier than any freak fish maid. Except Ariel.

[LunarWeaver]

I write Rantzien x scrumpleberry erotic fanfiction in my freetime :sad:

[scrumpleberry]

Well don't keep it all to yourself, boy, show us some for God's sake!

[Aerith's Knight]

Just take a random adult film script and use rantzien and scrumples instead of Candy and Cookie. xD

[Psychotic]

His thoughts were interrupted by a curt knock on the door. He rushed to answer it, and there stood a handsome man, dressed smartly in a dark blue suit - the uniform of a Cid's Knight.
"Oh" simpered Goldenboko. "You're the Cid's Knight."
"That's right", replied the man. "I'm Psychotic. I hear you've had some problems with your...signature". Psychotic paused, as he noticed that Goldenboko was dressed in just a towel. Goldenboko, spotting his visitor's gaze, was quick to explain.
"Oh, don't mind that! I've just been in the shower."
"I see."
"Now, the signature. It's just this way!" and he beckoned the lordly Cid's Knight into his home. "Follow me!"

Psychotic began work on fixing the broken signature. As the greatest of all Cid's Knights, he wondered why he demeaned himself by performing such menial tasks. He kicked the signature a few times, out of spite for the rest of the staff.
"How's it coming along?" asked Goldenboko, still covered with the towel. "I brought you a dri-WHOOPS!" his towel slid down to the floor. "Oh my, now how did that happen...?"